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Yeah ebay is trouble. A friend of mine sold gaming codes for Halo a few years ago and was making a killing. He'd buy them for say 50p and sell them for around £3+ and it was all digital so there was no postage fees etc. Then one day he got an email from Ebay and Paypal saying an investigation...

Rangers V Celtic, Barcelona V Real Madrid have nothing on this... That unmistakable whiff of lard, northern negativity and inbreeding mixed with hoyed bags of shit. It can only be Sunderland away! Exclusively live on iFollow this weekend with a global audience of 100 people, this one is not...

They want your tip and they want it badly. Overly attentive waiting staff are exhaustingly annoying unless I'm on the piss and I can get them to fetch me a beer on each visit or the waitress is pretty and I can mildly flirt with her and imagine for a brief moment that I'm single again and life...

You know what they say, once you go scat you never go back.

It is. Tommo is a scat man at heart obviously.

She was on some talent show when she was 16 and her voice was the same. She has a really thick Derry accent and a bit of an odd way of pronouncing words. I can't stand her voice myself.

I've scored way better goals than any of these on fifa.

Sales c*nts in shops. I know it's their jobs to sell but I wish they'd be a bit more more subtle about it and not immediately race over when they see someone come into the shop. I reluctantly went bed shopping at the weekend and they house a special breed of sales creep. My strategy is to...

This Prince Andrew stuff is nothing compared to some of the disgusting acts carried out by the elites and super rich of society. Apparently Richard Branson puts milk, sugar and the tea bag into his cup before he even boils the kettle. Sick bastard.

Or if he's really lucky the big fella might kiss it.

I bet Eminem feels validated now. He's identified as black for over 20 years.

The Killers completely ripped off Depeche Mode, Pet Shop Boys, Springsteen to name a few but I don't hate them and think they'd probably put on a good stadium show.

I do too. Once you allow yourself to understand that 90% of his shouting and stupid faces are an act, it's like comedy. I like the fact that his idea of critiquing food is just listing off what's in it. "Ooh Apple crumble. First you get the tangy sweet apples and then the crunchy crumble" A...

Yeah I remember that. This is the same league that made Gordon Strachan, Tony Mowbray and Neil Lennon look like world beaters and yet you're judging Gerard's trophy-less tenure in it as a indication that he's a quality manager. Lol indeed!

He should pack it in now. It's embarrassing. It's like me trying to make it in porn. There's only so far 4 inches can take you.

I love it when Ant & Dec perform their scripted rehearsed segments and the people behind the camera, who have heard it a few times already, laugh very audibly as if they're at home watching on the TV for the first time. Never gets old.

It's not really annoying but what posseses some people to walk around with massive headphones on? A good pair of in ears are far better and you don't look like Craig David from Bo Selecta.

I think the de-aging either bothers you or it doesn't. As Clint said, on Mark Kermode's film review show Mark said the effects didn't stick out to him whereas Simon Mayo said it bothered him a lot. I was in Belfast last week where the film is out in all cinemas and it was in a Imax screen so I...

The Irishman - 8.5/10 Great storyline, typical classy Scorcese direction and some immense acting. Pesci gave a brilliantly layered performance. No one does simmering rage like he does. I also enjoyed Al Pacino who was over the top as ever. It's quite a sad film and doesn't glorify the mafia way...

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