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    Haringey Borough walk off after goalkeeper ‘racially abused’

    The BBC are very much anti Brexit. They've been shitting out articles almost daily for the past few years along the lines of "Brexit will make everything expensive" "Brexit will kill people" "Brexit will turn your mother into a man" etc
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    Putting a Cov City sticker on your car could cost you £300!

    I can't wait for the upcoming installment. The Fast & The Furious: Furiously Furious Regarding Last Night's Defeat At The Hands Of Plymouth Argyle.
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    Putting a Cov City sticker on your car could cost you £300!

    You can call gypsies a lot of things but they have it right by not insuring, taxing or having a licence to drive a car.
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    The EU: In, out, shake it all about....

    Triple LOL at left wing The Guardian questioning incorrect polls. The mathematics does not lie: why polling got the Australian election wrong | Brian Schmidt Top comment.
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    The EU: In, out, shake it all about....

    Who trusts polls anymore? Why opinion polls keep getting it wrong
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    Match Thread Coventry City vs. Fleetwood Town Match Thread - Wednesday 23rd Oct

    If our players could score I'd predict 2-2 but they can't so it's 0-2 for me and bet your kid's Christmas present money on it.
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    New TV series 2019

    Are you referring to the "not taking the piss out of Christianity" bit?
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    New TV series 2019

    The Righteous Gemstones is a new comedy from the same people who made Eastbound & Down / Vice Principals. It's about a mega rich Christian televangelist family who struggle to function after the death of their mother. It's really well made which is to be expected from HBO. The comedy is undercut...
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    Things that annoy you

    Someone must have got battered.
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    39 dead in lorry in Essex

    The most probable scenario is that they were sex workers put in the very back of a lorry with a lack of oxygen and a long route. I'd say this happens regularly but isn't caught. It must have been hellish for the victims. Diane Abbott speaks for us all when she said "These people are people".
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    Things that annoy you

    That makes no sense. You could complain to the owner but he probably has a chip on his shoulder.
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    Shamima Begum Not Allowed Back.

    Allow her back in but make her work in a pork pie factory to show that's she's not a militant Muslim anymore.
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    Best Stand-ups

    I've heard similar about Peter Kay. Apparently he's a pain to work with and just generally up himself. Charlie Brooker used to write a TV column for a newspaper and he said that it's nearly always the case that people who appear overly nice on TV are arseholes in real life.
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    Shamima Begum Not Allowed Back.

    Oh shut up you insufferable, self righteous cock end.
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    Best Stand-ups

    It's pretty weak stuff. Anyone could go on Twitter and find people to make fun of. I think Twitter might be one of the main reasons his output has gone to shit. He uses it to perpetuate the idea that everything he does is amazing with constant retweets of randomers praising his stuff. It's...
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    New TV series 2019

    I binged the whole lot the other night because it's only 4 hours in total. I enjoyed it but it left me feeling a bit empty. There's no real pay off and they could have went down so many different interesting avenues. Aisling Bea is also quite unlikeable I find. If it wasn't for Paul Rudd it...
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    Doreen Lawrence

    Stop playing dumb. She wasn't calling the fire engines racist was she? She was talking about the people who run the London Fire Brigade, who are all white people. She's accusing people, based solely on their skin colour, of being racist, which in itself is racist. It's not hard to understand.
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