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Thomas playing down the middle with our most natural goal scorer still out wide on the left. We've done well 2nd half but Venus has stil fucked us with shite selections and substitutions. Reid and Jones or Thomas and Lameiras? I know which 2 i'd rather have!

Andre Shite is diabolical. How is he still on the pitch?!

Wright re-affirming that he is absolute dog shit by blazing a shot he should really have buried well over the bar. No 'ssshhh' to the fans today though.

Yeah. Spoon making freaks

Sheff united with the hilarious banter 'we love you sisu' 'there's only one sisu' etc etc. continue until bored.

City fan encouraged to keep the ball in the crowd but throws it straight back.. they score. Not blaming him, but it was definitely his fault.

Lads in the t-shirts spelling 'SISU OUT' in the top tier in line with the tv cameras. Very clever..

MV will soon piss off as soon as Mowbray is back in work imo. Fingers crossed!

Venus losing the plot in his interview. Pretending he gives a fuck.

Game over. Fuck off venus!

He's a fine one to talk about fraud, he is a walking definition of the word.

Crawley are a woeful excuse of a team, so it should be a fairly even affair. No doubt Fishcake will come out and state that the club have incurred losses due to such a poor turnout despite him giving the new format a thumbs up in the summer. With a bit of nous, a fiver a ticket would probably...

She's a very good ventriloquist. Her hand is firmly up Fisher's fat arse dictating whatever nonsense comes out of his useless mouth.

You aren't allowed to vote for yourself, sorry.

Timmy with all his costcutting... I mean footballing wisdom, has no doubt convinced him to have a change of heart. Wish the pair of them would fuck right off into the sunset together holding hands.

Not good enough. Young men with a lot to learn. Fair play to Cambridge. I'm still learning. Tough to take. Still enjoying the job despite the result. Hopefully it'll get better. I'm a miserable useless prick. I don't know what I'm doing. Waffle waffle waffle

You got money for the thing?! Send me their details, hopefully I can tap up their family members!

Farcical yet all too predictable, not even the slightest bit surprised by this outcome. Spineless, useless pile of cow shit. If Venus had an ounce of decency in him, he would walk away from the club completely. Even before this debacle of an attempt to be a football manager, he is culpable for...

2-0 Cambridge, just cannot see where we are getting our next win from at present :( Hope I'm wrong!

Agree completely Mr L! Welcome aboard by the way (despite that naughty suit ).