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I made the mistake of kidnapping someone from Leicester. Cost me a f**king fortune sending their fingers in the post.

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/sport/football/sheffield-united-vs-coventry-city-early-injury-and-team-news-with-3-out-and-7-doubts/ar-AA1BDyKY

No keeper in the world would have saved that.

Top class goal tbf.

I hope this comes back to haunt me but it looks like we'll never score.

Two old Colonel Blimp-style old duffers sitting on a bus, having a discussion, A younger woman gets on and sits in the seat in front, and can hear exactly what is being said. First old duffer: 'I tell you Carruthers, it is spelt W O O M Woom"!' Second old duffer: 'Balderdash Smythe, my chap...

He's spot on.

Last night I made love to my new girlfriend. I was so proud when she said to me 'you’re the biggest I’ve ever had.' Apparently “ditto” wasn’t the right answer. My neighbour said I'm a bit of a looker Well, Voyeur was the term she actually used. The Indian restaurant my mate works for is so...

I had a flat tyre tonight on the A1. I eased my vehicle over to the shoulder of the road carefully, got out, and opened the back hatch. I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic. They looked so lifelike you wouldn't believe it! They...

I'm guessing he is a man of honour and will want to see the job through. He doesn't need the money and you can see he's enjoying his time here. I think we've got him for a couple of years at least.

The young lad with Tats is the same size. :ROFLMAO:

I've just watched the game again and got nervous as Hadji Wright prepared to take the pen. I kid you not.o_O:ROFLMAO:

He covered a lot of ground against Stoke as well.

Terry is one of the good guys.

Internation break coming up. No need too.

I’ll shut up now. Ffs Their thread.