usskyblue
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When times got tough he’d go down the market and buy bags of broken biscuits m8
2 More Events at the Ricoh (Chris Tarrant and Soccer Saturday) (3 Viewers)
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When times got tough he’d go down the market and buy bags of broken biscuits m8
Whatever happened to him?
usskyblue
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Joined a losers forum and called himself Otis
Grendel
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He wrote a biography about his life oddly entitled We’ll be back
Sky_Blue_Daz
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1:30 is hardly after dinner ,to be fair it’s barely after breakfast
fernandopartridge
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He's got a scam going on with a 12 inch plate
Grendel
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I get Tufnell as if you like cricket he’d have some stories to tell
Oddly William Hague was very good
Otis
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You what, mate?
fellatio_Martinez
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Cashback!
usskyblue
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*u wot m8
christonabike
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What was the point in that?
Otis
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Maybe, but not for the upper middle class.
Otis
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It was a four pronged attack.
fellatio_Martinez
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True and hilariously Partridge-esque
"A friend of Tarrant's said: "He was prattling on and on and on. First it was 'Chris Tarrant - who thought I'd find you in an Indian takeaway'.
" Every time the producer asked Chris a question, in what was a very quiet restaurant, this guy would chirp up with 'Ooooh, are you going to phone a friend?'.
Then he was saying, 'What are you going to choose, A, B, C or D?', when Chris picked up the menu.
"It went on and on. He kept interrupting. And of course he was coughing away in a reference to Millionaire cheat Major Charles Ingram.
"When the waiter came back with the dessert menu, he chipped in with, 'Oh, but I don't want to give you that'."
Finally, after Tarrant went to a buffet to refill his plate, he asked the man: "Look, can I just have a meal with my mate?
"We have quite a complicated work day. Can we just talk about what we are here to talk about - the scripts and stuff?'
Tarrant admits that, perhaps unwisely, he then threw something at the diner.
He said: "I lobbed, I stress lobbed, a spoon, or a fork, or napkin, whatever, and that was it."
Tarrant said the man reacted light-heartedly, although he later seemed to be having a row with his girlfriend.
The first Tarrant heard of the assault claim was when four police officers knocked on the door of his room at Nottingham's Crowne Plaza"
DionDublinsJockstrap
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Tim: Could I phone a friend please
Chris : Have you got four friends
Tim: No but Joy Seppala said she would pretend
Chris : Hi Joy I've got Tim in the studio
Joy
Tim: Can I phone a friend please Chris
Chris: Have you got any friends Tim
Tim: No but my work colleague Joy said she will pretend
Chris : Joy Chris Tarant here I have your work colleague Tim here
Joy: Wanker
Chris: Bit harsh Joy he's got to £500
Joy: I was talking to you Chris
Tim: Hi Joy - The question is whose statue stands outside the Ricoh Arena is it You, me, Jimmy Hill or Barry Chuckle
Joy: Well it's not me yet or you, and I've never heard of one of the others so it must be Barry Chuckle.
Tim: Thanks Joy see you at the match tomorrow
Joy: I thought Wasps were away this weekend
Tim; Chris can I phone my dog please
itsabuzzard
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letsallsingtogether
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Now you can all go and see the spice girls yet another gig in June.
I will unfortunately give this one a miss.
I will unfortunately give this one a miss.
chiefdave
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Is there some sort of weird time vortex at the Ricoh. First the likes of Bananarama, Go West, Chesney Hawkes, Peter Ande and Five and now the Spice Girls. Well some of them, Victoria obviously hasn't blown all her money.
letsallsingtogether
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True posh has a few quid then again she should have been named miserable spice.
Married to one of the most famous men in the world. I can see why she swerved it.
Id love to taste her arse mind you.
Nick
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letsallsingtogether
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Ugly miserable cow.
I wouldn't
Nick
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Often given to teachers too
Malaka
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What Cukoid style?
CJ_covblaze
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Just been to the snooker down there. Great game. O’Sullivan v Higgins. Only £16 quid too.
CJ_covblaze
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And a chance to be on the telly .
Cj , Cj give us a wave, Cj give us a wave.
That’s why I sat towards the back.
letsallsingtogether
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I got my daughter her Spice Girl tickets took 1 hour waiting in a queue site kept crashing yet they recon they sold out in minutes.
Had too keep entering details every 5 miutes or so such a shit site that ticketmaster.
Had too keep entering details every 5 miutes or so such a shit site that ticketmaster.
CJ_covblaze
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The Mrs and her Mum got some for Wembley and the extra date at the Ricoh. Ticketmaster have said it was the busiest they’ve ever been. 700,000 individuals in the queue probably wanting 2 or 3 each so around 2 million people in total. Mental!