A little smooth (2 Viewers)

skyblueprincess

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Do you come out with corny one-liners or are you a smooth operator? ... Are you the queen of corny

I wanna hear your best chat up lines....................

Gonna use the best one at a wedding reception nxt week see how far i get .............. lol
 

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Gregsy!!

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I dont use them.......birds normally chat me up! :eek:

JUST LIKE YOU LOT ON HERE!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
 
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Gregsy!!

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You should know Vicki........you use them on me enough times!! :oops::oops::oops::oops: :D
 
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Gregsy!!

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Suzoooo its not easy being in my shoes :evil:

It takes me nearly an hour to have a shave..i keep kissing my reflection in the mirror!!! :D:D:D
 
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Gregsy!!

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Vicki the beautiful jodie would kill me if i did that!! :eek:








Give me 5 minutes!!.....our secret!! ;):D:D
 

Bunnykins

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The UK's 10 Cheesiest Chat Up Lines (and the celebrities voted most likely to use them):

:: Your dad must be a thief because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes – Calum Best

:: If I were to rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together – Carol Vorderman

:: I must be in heaven because I can see an angel – Mario Marconi

:: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? – Cristiano Ronaldo

:: Here's 10p – go phone your mum and tell her you won't be coming home tonight – Jodie Marsh

:: You're under arrest. The charge – trespassing in my dreams - Rhys Ifans

:: Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven? – Jonathan Ross

:: You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day – Lee Sharpe

:: If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me? – Peter Andre

:: Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes – Darius Danesh



The Fav I heard is ''I'm a Icecream Man, Would you like to lick my lollipop'':eek:
 

skyblueprincess

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Do Blokes actually say these things.................???????????
I think i would laugh in a man's face if he said one of them to me!!
 

Bunnykins

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Have you any Irish in you? Reply NO.. They say...Would you like some ;)
 

pagey89

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You are fine
Mate of mine came out with this one yo0u need to follow the instructions

Im giving you 2 options

Option 1: Holds Up index finger

Option 2: Holds up Middle finger

Then puts both fingers in mouth and Brings them out and Says Your getting both
 

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