Alternative careers for City players based on their names (1 Viewer)

[Brighton Sky Blue]

Peter Ndlovu-Match maker.

 

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[Grendel]

I am sure Neil Ramsbottom must have had an alternate career but I'm just not clever at this sort of thing.

 

[Houchens Head]

Steve Ogrizovic: Bouncer for a zoo charity (anag: evict zoo givers) Best I could come up with!!

 

[tower_skyblue]

Paul Dyson - inventorJohn Craven - NewsreaderLarry Lloyd - PharmacistRobbie Simpson - Cartoon actorPaul Furlong - Horse TrainerStuart Pearce - Body PearcerDavid Cross - PriestJohn Beck - BrewerMick Ferguson - ElectronicsGarry and David Thompson - Pop singers

 

[LastGarrison]

Jordan Henderson - Looking after Bigfoot.

 

[Tankie]

Mick Coop.....Chicken Farmer
Brian Whitehouse...Painter and decorator
Ronnie Farmer...Errr!
David Cross...Anger management consultant
Ashley Grimes.....Chimney Sweep
Gerry Daley...Newsagent
Jack cork..........Vintner
frank austin......Car dealer
Mick Ferguson...Tractor Maker

 

[scroobiustom]

Conor Thomas...Travel Agent
Chris Hussey...ahem prostitute

not strictly based on surname but Freddy Eastwood....a footballer

 

[We'll_live_and_die]

Freddy Eastwood....Gypsy

 

[scroobiustom]

Apologies for repeating ones already mentioned, I didn't look back over the post, my bad.

 

[pusbccfc]

Mcsheffery- popular motorway service cafe.

 

[georgehudson]

bell & eastwood ...
confidence tricksters

 

[superskyblue]

Ben Turner could be a strictly homosexual rent boy, or just someone who fiddles taxes.

 

[Sharpie83]

Terry butcher a butcher
Gordon strachen a snooker table ( name of the snooker tables on tv )
Phil Neal a priest or a prozzy
Andy thorn a rose bush
Ian dowie shrek
Eric black a golly wog
Darren huckerby a bee catcher
Hadji a jockey
Chippo a chippy owner or a carpenter
Brian kilkline a hitman
Dave Phillips a screw driver
Nicky gynn a Piss head
Lloyd McGrath an Irish map reader
Greg downs a lift operator

 

[skablue]

Cyrille Regis - A sleepy seaside retirement town
Perry Suckling - Pear cider taster
Raddy Avramovich - Oligarch
Ray Pointer & Maurice Setters - Dog Breeders

 

[smileycov]

John Key----Locksmith

John Key - Heroin Addict

 

[skablue]

Gerry Daly - German newspaper

 

[scroobiustom]

Cyrus Christie - 110m huddler
Jordan Willis - What you talking bout?

 

[oggys nose]

Luke Steele - Steelworker

 

[oggys nose]

Leon Barnett - Hairdresser

 

[stupot07]

Elliot Ward - a nurse
Stern John - a headmaster
Noel whelen - a snowman
Brian borrows - a borrower
Dave burrows - a rabbit

 

[MTK]

Peter Billing - Accountant
Andy Blair - Politician
Louis Carey - Nightclub owner
Tommy English - patriot
Paul Furlong - Race horse
Clinton Morrison - supermarket manager

 

[skablue]

Craig Pead - Gary Glitter Impersonator