Andy Thorn song (1 Viewer)

[ScottChegg]

To the tune of Natalie Imbriuglia: Torn

He had a dream and bought our team back to life,
He was warm,
He was round,
And he was dignified
He showed us what is was to play

You made that team we all adore
We don’t know how
Or seem to care
All we know is we play with flair
We’ve all got the faith
This is how we feel
We’re not ashamed
We’re all wide awake and we can see the Sky Blues with big Andy Thorn
A little over weight,
But we can see the perfect man is Thorn!

So I guess the fortune tellers right,
Coleman or Boothroyd couldn't win the fight
Hoof ball and the other muck,
We don't miss it all that much,
But now Andy he get's all the luck
We've all the faith, this is how we feel.

Because we all know the perfect man is Thorn

Any feedback or improements welcome

 

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[bamalamafizzfazz]

Ha ha. Are you having a laugh??!!

There is no way that 3000+ fans will ever sing this. Maybe you should release it yourself into the charts or put it on YouTube lol.

 

[Otis]

What about Thorn In My Side by the Eurythmics.

Off the top of my head .....

Thorn picks our side and he is the man in charge
He eats all the pies and his belly's very large.

 

[kingharvest]

mate - that is a f*cking brilliant effort



but it'll never ever be sung in a million years. You should spoof it on you tube though, like that kermagant one the leicester fan did.

 

[ScottChegg]

It's meant to be a bit tongue in cheek mate...

I think the only person having the real laugh is you...."30,000+" hahaha

 

[Otis]

Could also sing Steppenwolf's 'Born to be Wild' but change it to 'Thorn Ate a Child.'

 

[kingharvest]

maybe we could do a Smiths song, we could change the boy with a thorn in his side to

The boys with A. Thorn as their guide?

 

[Otis]

I see him as more of a chubby boy scout to be honest.

 

[bamalamafizzfazz]

It's meant to be a bit tongue in cheek mate...

I think the only person having the real laugh is you...."30,000+" hahaha

You need to learn how to quote my friend. I actually said 3000.

 

[ScottChegg]

Apologies squire, i added an extra 0...such a f00l

 

[wingy]

Could also sing Steppenwolf's 'Born to be Wild' but change it to 'Thorn Ate a Child.'

Ain't that sisu?

 

[wingy]

I see him as more of a chubby boy scout to be honest.

Arkeilla dib dib dib dob dob dob

 

[Otis]

Arkeilla dib dib dib dob dob dob

12/11/1966.

What's your dob?

 

[We'll_live_and_die]

You'd need the drummer to strike up the tune for this one. tbh I've forgotten the words in the time it took to write this.

 

[wingy]

12/11/1966.

What's your dob?

211-3-57 done many an odd job week,its agood job they all get CRB checked nowadays.

 

[Trond Egil Soltvedt]

LOL top effort! doubt it would be sung but it definatly put a smile of my face!:claping hands:

 

[shmmeee]

Summer scouting missions:
"Thorn in the USA"?

When we avoid relegation:
"Thorn to make you happy"?

When we play Clive Platt:
"Thorn under a bad sign(ing)"?