Houchens Head
Fairly well known member from Malvern
Two brothers, so two wives (and also a fiancée so three in all)
Two brothers, so two wives (and also a fiancée so three in all)One brother - two wives, or two brothers and each of the wives. Not that it lessens the guilt, if guilt there be !
And me! I don't even fancy Samo!I borrowed my brothers 1st car (30 odd ue
that made me laugh out loud
And me! I don't even fancy Samo!
all at the same time?Two brothers, so two wives (and also a fiancée so three in all)
It was me and a mate (a lad called Paul Davies from potters Green) who started the craze of saying "this is it" usually when asked to explain something you'd just said, in the early 70's. Started it at College, and it pissed everyone off the first day, then they were all at it, plagiaristic sods. Seemed to spread like wildfire.
Of course, it may of just spread amongst our circle of friends and no one else ever heard of it..... (think i've seen/heard others take the credit for starting it too though...but it was us, honest) Well, This is it !!
None out of four is not good, Gibbo!Go to Wasps as there is a great atmosphere and as I have no affection for the Ricoh per se, It will never be Highfield Road.,
I think the MK solution to Wimbledon's was the right one - I can't work out why people get so lathered about it. I regard MK as my "second team".
Wolves are the real "enemy" - I was one of the 51,455.
If Bayliss matures he just might be the next Brian Lewis or Terry Yorath
Cuban heels again?I’m 6ft 3”.
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I wish!all at the same time?
And me.
Brilliant.When I was 16 a lad up the road advertised a service for cutting grass and hedges etc in the local shop window, a right knob he was always picking on me when I walked home from school.
I though fuck it I’ve had enough so rang him up and pretended to be a neighbour across the road from me and said could he come round and chop a fruit tree in the middle of his front garden down as it was getting too hard to manage. He obliged and promptly turned up an hour later on his bike with all the tools in hand. I told him on the phone not to bother knocking the door as I would be out collecting the wife from work and would be back in time before the job was finished to pay him.
Fuck me he got straight to it and pulled out a huge fuck off saw from his ruck sack and cut the tree down! Just as it hit the ground the house holders wife care running out and went fucking mad. Next thing the police were called and hell broke loose with neighbours shouting and wrestling him to the ground. He protested his innocence but to no avail.
I just looked at it all unfold from the safety of my mum and dads bedroom! Without further delay he was put into the back of a police car and taken to his parents house so I was told the next day.
Serves the c**t right lol. Justice is a dish best served cold!
Go to Wasps as there is a great atmosphere and as I have no affection for the Ricoh per se, It will never be Highfield Road.,
I think the MK solution to Wimbledon's was the right one - I can't work out why people get so lathered about it. I regard MK as my "second team".
Wolves are the real "enemy" - I was one of the 51,455.
If Bayliss matures he just might be the next Brian Lewis or Terry Yorath
When I was 16 a lad up the road advertised a service for cutting grass and hedges etc in the local shop window, a right knob he was always picking on me when I walked home from school.
I though fuck it I’ve had enough so rang him up and pretended to be a neighbour across the road from me and said could he come round and chop a fruit tree in the middle of his front garden down as it was getting too hard to manage. He obliged and promptly turned up an hour later on his bike with all the tools in hand. I told him on the phone not to bother knocking the door as I would be out collecting the wife from work and would be back in time before the job was finished to pay him.
Fuck me he got straight to it and pulled out a huge fuck off saw from his ruck sack and cut the tree down! Just as it hit the ground the house holders wife care running out and went fucking mad. Next thing the police were called and hell broke loose with neighbours shouting and wrestling him to the ground. He protested his innocence but to no avail.
I just looked at it all unfold from the safety of my mum and dads bedroom! Without further delay he was put into the back of a police car and taken to his parents house so I was told the next day.
Serves the c**t right lol. Justice is a dish best served cold!
And me! I don't even fancy Samo!
When I was 16 a lad up the road advertised a service for cutting grass and hedges etc in the local shop window, a right knob he was always picking on me when I walked home from school.
I though fuck it I’ve had enough so rang him up and pretended to be a neighbour across the road from me and said could he come round and chop a fruit tree in the middle of his front garden down as it was getting too hard to manage. He obliged and promptly turned up an hour later on his bike with all the tools in hand. I told him on the phone not to bother knocking the door as I would be out collecting the wife from work and would be back in time before the job was finished to pay him.
Fuck me he got straight to it and pulled out a huge fuck off saw from his ruck sack and cut the tree down! Just as it hit the ground the house holders wife care running out and went fucking mad. Next thing the police were called and hell broke loose with neighbours shouting and wrestling him to the ground. He protested his innocence but to no avail.
I just looked at it all unfold from the safety of my mum and dads bedroom! Without further delay he was put into the back of a police car and taken to his parents house so I was told the next day.
Serves the c**t right lol. Justice is a dish best served cold!
Nick, can you upgrade HH from a fairly well known to a well known member ?Two brothers, so two wives (and also a fiancée so three in all)
Nick, can you upgrade HH from a fairly well known to a well known member ?
Fuck me that has got to be one of the funniest things I have read in a while!When I was 16 a lad up the road advertised a service for cutting grass and hedges etc in the local shop window, a right knob he was always picking on me when I walked home from school.
I though fuck it I’ve had enough so rang him up and pretended to be a neighbour across the road from me and said could he come round and chop a fruit tree in the middle of his front garden down as it was getting too hard to manage. He obliged and promptly turned up an hour later on his bike with all the tools in hand. I told him on the phone not to bother knocking the door as I would be out collecting the wife from work and would be back in time before the job was finished to pay him.
Fuck me he got straight to it and pulled out a huge fuck off saw from his ruck sack and cut the tree down! Just as it hit the ground the house holders wife care running out and went fucking mad. Next thing the police were called and hell broke loose with neighbours shouting and wrestling him to the ground. He protested his innocence but to no avail.
I just looked at it all unfold from the safety of my mum and dads bedroom! Without further delay he was put into the back of a police car and taken to his parents house so I was told the next day.
Serves the c**t right lol. Justice is a dish best served cold!
Everytime I go to see my old Ma the remnants of the stump are still there!
Many moons ago I pulled a tasty bird and went back to her gaff in Hillfields and she had a lovely arse etc. We went back to her house and her mum and dad were still up and fair play were very friendly. It turns out her dad was a para in Belfast and hated catholics. I kept my head down and when they eventually went to bed after filling me with whiskey and I had consumed about 8 bottles of Diamond white before I got there it was not long before we were shagging in the setea. My stomach stated churning and I knew a wet fart or worse was coming soon so I kept down the muff end of this bird and hoped to just squeeze a fart out. No it was too late and I shat all up the fake electric fire place. My ring was like the beginning of Bananza when the map catches fire.
Luckily she didn’t hear the commotion. I sheepishly finished off and pulled my boxers up etc and promised to get her some tissue so she can clean herself up. I went out the front door and found a cab by Swanswell pool and again fooked off home.
God knows that the racist fooker of a dad thought of this bloke shatting up his electralux fire with glass coals on.
I was seeing a girl from Radford for a bit, on and off, nothing serious though. One day she text me in a bit of a state as there was a spider in her bathroom, could I come round and get it. I was at work so politely declined. She replied that she'd give me a blowjob if I helped her out.
I was round there within half an hour, but when I got in the bathroom, fuck me the spider was massive, and I don't much like them anyway. I shut the door and told her it was gone, received my reward, and made a hasty exit.
She wasn't too happy when she next went into the bathroom.
Yeah and I was feeling really disgusted with myself and full of self loathing just for leaving a 50p piece in a face flannel.FFS....there are so many seriously sick people on here. I don't know whether to be really concerned or proud that us City fans are so ingenious in our depravity and deceit.
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