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shmmeee

shmmeee

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shmmeee

shmmeee

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Fucking social networks.

In my day you had AOL Instant Messenger and MySpace and you counted yourself lucky.
 
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shmmeee said:
Fucking social networks.

In my day you had AOL Instant Messenger and MySpace and you counted yourself lucky.
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In my day we had the telephone, and the ability to walk round and knock on peoples' doors!
 
Hobo

Hobo

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Deleted member 5849 said:
In my day we had the telephone, and the ability to walk round and knock on peoples' doors!
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And the telephone was two streets away, smelling of piss n fags and not working half the time.
 
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turlykerd

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Hobo said:
And the telephone was two streets away, smelling of piss n fags and not working half the time.
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Telephone 2 streets away ?? You had it easy mate... We could only dream of having a telephone box. We used to look At that "top of the range,5•" red box from under the local homeless dog,Lying in gravel, with only the dogs piss to keep us warm, Praying that one day we might also live in the luxury of that booth
 
shmmeee

shmmeee

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turlykerd said:
Telephone 2 streets away ?? You had it easy mate... We could only dream of having a telephone box. We used to look At that "top of the range,5•" red box from under the local homeless dog,Lying in gravel, with only the dogs piss to keep us warm, Praying that one day we might also live in the luxury of that booth
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Gravel! GRAVEL!?

I should be so lucky. We had to sleep in broken glass and medical waste. Would've thought it were Christmas if a dog pissed on us!
 
Houchens Head

Houchens Head

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Gravel? Hot gravel? Pah! Luxury! We used to have to get up in the morning, half an hour before we went to bed, clamber out of the phone box, lick road clean wit tongue, slash our wrists and poke hot pins in our eyes - just to wake ourselves up for the day! THEN we'd go to work AND pay the factory owner £500 a week for allowing us to work for him!
 
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letsallsingtogether

letsallsingtogether

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Ha
We were made to support ccfc had to go and watch them every Saturday!!

Kids of today have no idea.

Houchens Head said:
Gravel? Hot gravel? Pah! Luxury! We used to have to get up in the morning, half an hour before we went to bed, clamber out of the phone box, lick road clean wit tongue, slash our wrists and poke hot pins in our eyes - just to wake ourselves up for the day! THEN we'd go to work AND pay the factory owner £500 a week for allowing us to work for him!
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dongonzalos

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Brian: 'I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand? Honestly!'
Girl: 'Only the true Messiah denies His divinity.'
Brian: 'What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah!'
Followers: 'He is! He is the Messiah!'
Brian: 'Now, f--- off!'
[Silence]
Arthur: 'How shall we f--- off, O Lord?'
 
Houchens Head

Houchens Head

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"He's not the Messiah! He's a very naughty boy!"
 
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