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[PUSB-We_are_going_up]

@Grendel you asked and you shall recieve.

what is your thoughts purely on the price Hyam was sold based on his ability?

I completely agree with you on the Dave Boddy and the club fucked up with the Hyam sale. 1.5m is peanuts for us and where we are now, it wont plug enough of the gap of lost revenue.

 

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[Grendel]

Incredible

 

[Gynnsthetonic]

Hi, my wife caught me in bed with her sister and ever since I can't keep an erection, any thoughts?

 

[Nick]

Has he gone?

 

[Grendel]

Hi, my wife caught me in bed with her sister and ever since I can't keep an erection, any thoughts?

I had a letter similar to this once from someone called PVA

I suggested he bought a Dave Boddy blow up doll. Certainly did the trick for him.

 

[Esoterica]

Dear Grendel,

After 40 years of not giving my own bathroom habits much thought, I recently discovered that not everyone sits down to wipe their arse.

At first i found this revelation incredulous and at the earliest opportunity I visited a bar to discuss this news with 2 close friends. Expecting reassurance and perhaps some collective mirth, I was shocked to discover that within my select group, which I had affectionately named 'The Poomuda Triangle', they were both stand up-ers and in fact I was in the minority.

It has unintentionally introduced tension into my friendship group and I am struggling to even make eye contact with them.

Am I the weird one or is it them that are doing it wrong?

 

[Greggs]

Will Palmer start more than 20 games for us under his current contract?

 

[Grendel]

Will Palmer start more than 20 games for us under his current contract?

There is more chance of the football club building a new stadium

 

[PVA]

I had a letter similar to this once from someone called PVA

I suggested he bought a Dave Boddy blow up doll. Certainly did the trick for him.

Stealing jokes from me now. Oh dear.

 

[Johhny Blue]

Hi, my wife caught me in bed with her sister and ever since I can't keep an erection, any thoughts?

Erections aren’t meant for keeping

 

[bawtryneal]

Dear Mr Grendel

Are you actually a Cov fan or just a WUM ?

Have you ever said anything positive about anything associated with Coventry City and it's players, management and owners.

Do you prefer it when we lose ?

 

[Otis]

He's John Cleese in this one I think.

He does love a good argument. Oh, no he doesn't, oh yes he does etc. etc..

 

[stevefloyd]

Dear Grendel,

After 40 years of not giving my own bathroom habits much thought, I recently discovered that not everyone sits down to wipe their arse.

At first i found this revelation incredulous and at the earliest opportunity I visited a bar to discuss this news with 2 close friends. Expecting reassurance and perhaps some collective mirth, I was shocked to discover that within my select group, which I had affectionately named 'The Poomuda Triangle', they were both stand up-ers and in fact I was in the minority.

It has unintentionally introduced tension into my friendship group and I am struggling to even make eye contact with them.

Am I the weird one or is it them that are doing it wrong?

I used to be a standerupper but after doing surveys in my local establishment and also whilst sipping vodkas in Benidorm to any female caring to stop by and join in on the survey in Rockies bar in the late 80s I became a convertee and subsequently I am now a sitter

 

[TomRad85]

Wasn't sure which Grendel thread to bump but I need to address the elephant in the room... where's he at?

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[no_loyalty]

Wasn't sure which Grendel thread to bump but I need to address the elephant in the room... where's he at?

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Not been seen for a while has he? Slower than Platt has also gone awol. Hope they are both ok.

 

[napolimp]

Wasn't sure which Grendel thread to bump but I need to address the elephant in the room... where's he at?

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He purely likes talking about the footballing side of the club, so when they're not playing he prefers not to give his opinion.

 

[no_loyalty]

He purely likes talking about the footballing side of the club, so when they're not playing he prefers not to give his opinion.

He is usually on every thread to be fair.

 

[itsabuzzard]

I used to be a standerupper but after doing surveys in my local establishment and also whilst sipping vodkas in Benidorm to any female caring to stop by and join in on the survey in Rockies bar in the late 80s I became a convertee and subsequently I am now a sitter

Standing up to wipe your arse?!? What the flying fuck!

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[bawtryneal]

How's the new stadium looking ?

 

[Gleneagles65]

Hi, my wife caught me in bed with her sister and ever since I can't keep an erection, any thoughts?

Let the sisters get over the problem and embrace togetherness within one family.

 

[stevefloyd]

Standing up to wipe your arse?!? What the flying fuck!

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I was young and carefree at the time

 

[robbiekeane]

Dear Grendel,

After 40 years of not giving my own bathroom habits much thought, I recently discovered that not everyone sits down to wipe their arse.

At first i found this revelation incredulous and at the earliest opportunity I visited a bar to discuss this news with 2 close friends. Expecting reassurance and perhaps some collective mirth, I was shocked to discover that within my select group, which I had affectionately named 'The Poomuda Triangle', they were both stand up-ers and in fact I was in the minority.

It has unintentionally introduced tension into my friendship group and I am struggling to even make eye contact with them.

Am I the weird one or is it them that are doing it wrong?

Holy shit I’m definitely a stander upper. I didn’t even know doing it swayed was an option? Do you just lean forward on the seat? A diagram would be great

 

[robbiekeane]

Damn son this was one of my stranger Wikipedia/reddit rabbit holes



Turns out though - neither is weird

 

[Otis]

Not been seen for a while has he? Slower than Platt has also gone awol. Hope they are both ok.

Have you ever seen them in the same room together?

 

[stevefloyd]

Have you ever seen them in the same room together?

I did just before I got my restraining order

 

[itsabuzzard]

Holy shit I’m definitely a stander upper. I didn’t even know doing it swayed was an option? Do you just lean forward on the seat? A diagram would be great

Even better, I'm shooting a video, and all will become clear (unlike your ring-piece if you're standing up).

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[shmmeee]

How do you get clean standing up? Do you just have no arse cheeks?

 

[robbiekeane]

How do you get clean standing up? Do you just have no arse cheeks?

It’s more of a squat than straight stood up. Like leaning forward and squatting

 

[shmmeee]

@Nick why cant we see when someone was last seen any more?

 

[Deleted member 5849]

@Nick why cant we see when someone was last seen any more?

Think you can set it that way

 

[itsabuzzard]

It’s more of a squat than straight stood up. Like leaning forward and squatting

Which is far easier to do sitting on the throne.

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[Nick]

@Nick why cant we see when someone was last seen any more?

You should be able to unless they change their privacy?

 

[MalcSB]

DrunkenWasps ( well Wonky Wasp) are asking if he is ok, he has not been on there for a while either.

 

[Skybluedownunder]

Not been seen for a while has he? Slower than Platt has also gone awol. Hope they are both ok.

What will we do without having someone jumping on google to correct someone at every opportunity


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[shmmeee]

You should be able to unless they change their privacy?

You’re right. Just Grendel being secretive.