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JCR1987

New Member

• Apr 7, 2011

• #596

Q. What do Tottenham Hotspur and Heather Mills have in common?
A. The second leg is just for show.

 

J

JCR1987

New Member

• Apr 7, 2011

• #597

Rolled a joint with a page from the Koran yesterday, wow did I get stoned!

 

blueflint

Well-Known Member

• Apr 7, 2011

• #598

anyone got oxfams number just had my water bill gonna change supliers they can do it for two pounds a month according to tv ad

 

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KelV6

New Member

• Apr 8, 2011

• #599

When I was a kid I was hit by a meteorite


It had a huge impact on me...

 

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Richard Smith

New Member

• Apr 9, 2011

• #600

what do you call a man with a segual on his head .................................................... cliff

 

Coventry La La La

New Member

• Apr 9, 2011

• #601

My mate is haunted by a ghost which plays on his xbox all night.

It needs to get a life.

 

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Richard Smith

New Member

• Apr 9, 2011

• #602

what do you call a chicken in a shell suit.................................................................. a egg

 

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Hugh Jarse

Well-Known Member

• Apr 11, 2011

• #603

Richard Smith said:

what do you call a man with a segual on his head .................................................... cliff

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Is that Steven Segual?


What do you call a nun with a washung machine on her head?

Sister matic

 

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Hugh Jarse

Well-Known Member

• Apr 11, 2011

• #604

Richard Smith said:

what do you call a man with a segual on his head .................................................... cliff

Click to expand...

Is that Steven Segual?


What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

Sister matic

 

Last edited: Apr 11, 2011

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smileycov

Facebook User

• Apr 11, 2011

• #605

washung was funnier

 

Coventry La La La

New Member

• Apr 11, 2011

• #606

At what age is it appropriate to tell my dogs they are adopted?

 

Houchens Head

Fairly well known member from Malvern

• Apr 11, 2011

• #607

Praise the Baby Cheeses!!

 

Houchens Head

Fairly well known member from Malvern

• Apr 11, 2011

• #608

What do you call a man with a plank on his head ..................... EDWARD


What do you call a man with three planks on his head .............. EDWARD WOODWARD

 

Houchens Head

Fairly well known member from Malvern

• Apr 11, 2011

• #609

What do you call a man with a number plate on his head? .................. Reg!


What does his mum call him? ......................... R Reg!

 

Houchens Head

Fairly well known member from Malvern

• Apr 11, 2011

• #610

What do you call a woman with only one leg? .................... Eileen!

What do you call a Chinese woman with only one leg? ................ Irene?

What do you call a woman with no legs ...................... Nolene!

 

J

JCR1987

New Member

• Apr 12, 2011

• #611

 

J

JCR1987

New Member

• Apr 12, 2011

• #612

 

J

JCR1987

New Member

• Apr 12, 2011

• #613

 

J

JCR1987

New Member

• Apr 12, 2011

• #614

Went for my routine check up today and everything seemed to be going fine until he stuck his index finger up my arse. Do you think I should change dentists?

 

cov_russell

Facebook User

• Apr 12, 2011

• #615

I wrote a 403 page essay about the internet.

There was another page but I can't find it.

 

Houchens Head

Fairly well known member from Malvern

• Apr 12, 2011

• #616

 

J

JCR1987

New Member

• Apr 12, 2011

• #617

 

J

JCR1987

New Member

• Apr 12, 2011

• #618

 

Houchens Head

Fairly well known member from Malvern

• Apr 13, 2011

• #619

SKY NEWS- Sailor Dee Caffari has become the only woman to have sailed around the world non-stop three times.

typical fucking woman, can't even find a parking space for a boat.

 

Houchens Head

Fairly well known member from Malvern

• Apr 13, 2011

• #620

A car salesman asked me, "What are you looking for in a car?"
I said, "It has to be affordable"
He said, "I'm sorry sir, I've never heard of a Ford Ibble."

 

Houchens Head

Fairly well known member from Malvern

• Apr 13, 2011

• #621

I've made myself a girlfriend out of plastic food wrap but she's a bit clingy.

 

Houchens Head

Fairly well known member from Malvern

• Apr 13, 2011

• #622

I went to a restaurant the other day and I noticed that my waitress had a black eye.
I made sure I spoke loud and clear when ordering my food because she obviously had trouble listening.

 

Houchens Head

Fairly well known member from Malvern

• Apr 13, 2011

• #623

Dolly Parton in BBC Radio 2 interview:

'My father couldn't read or write. But he was a very intelligent man, he could have been anything.'

Well, except a writer. :claping hands:

 

Houchens Head

Fairly well known member from Malvern

• Apr 13, 2011

• #624

My girlfriend said that I'm too immature for her.

I said "If I'm immature, how come I've got an Arsfor?"

She said "What's an Arsfor?"

"Shitting out of." I said, and giggled for 20 minutes.

 

Houchens Head

Fairly well known member from Malvern

• Apr 13, 2011

• #625

There are 3 things in life that are certain -

Death,

Taxes,

and that if you load up Windows Media Player and the volume control is set right down to 2 or 5 out of 100, it means that the last person on there was watching porn.

 

Houchens Head

Fairly well known member from Malvern

• Apr 13, 2011

• #626

I don't know why Fulham fans are complaining. I'm sure their statue was cheaper than the £50m Chelsea paid Liverpool for theirs!

 

Disorganised1

New Member

• Apr 14, 2011

• #627

I went to a disco last night;

They played the Twist ~ I twisted;

They played Jump ~ I jumped

They played Come On Eileen ~ I got thrown out after that.

 

J

JCR1987

New Member

• Apr 14, 2011

• #628

David Blaine's 40 day world record for doing nothing in a box has been broken by Fernando Torres.

 

J

JCR1987

New Member

• Apr 14, 2011

• #629

 

bamalamafizzfazz

New Member

• Apr 14, 2011

• #630

JCR1987 said:

David Blaine's 40 day world record for doing nothing in a box has been broken by Fernando Torres.

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Ha ha I'm stealing that one.