I'm a cripple and after many back operations i have to use a bloody awful stick to help me get along,so i'm completely fooked and as my missus tells me,(a lot), if I was any other animal i would have been put down, but if needed i will get my boots down from the loft.
I have'nt worn these or even seen them for 16 years, so i will need a lot of help first getting them clean, as i know i never cleaned them the last match i played,infact I never cleaned them, so if any on here can help with that ,I will take to the field in my beloved skyblue and play upfront with Cody,and he can run onto the balls I put through after i've just whacked there center halfs in the bollocks with my stick.
Its my one and only offer to come out of retirement , but would totally understand if AT told me to Fook Off, but i would give 110% so i may still be better than half the team.
The Rev