Broken man thread (2 Viewers)

[Covkid1968#]

Split from the wife last July - it was a bit messy.

Today I went to the bag that has always contained my City top collection.....a bag I have not needed to go into until today for my preparation for the final next week ..it contains every top from 1985 to 2005 and the odd one prior to that.

It still contains all the tops - but all the feckin sleeves have been cut off....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am particularly miffed about the one I was planning to wear next week - my 1987 one they wore in the season of the cup win - by that tiny sports company in Walsall.

The only god send is that the top I cherish most was not kept with it - but I cant wear it because its got autographs on and I don't want to wash it (next week is going to be messy)

It's been a dark day today made worse by the fact I took her out for mothers day prior to me getting the bag out.

If in the news there is a murder of a 42 year old woman in a seemingly unprovoked attack.......please don't share this thread until after next Sunday.........I'm not happy!!

 

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[hill83]

It's going to be about 18 degrees on Saturday and there's nothing wrong with a fetching tank top.

 

[fernandopartridge]

Split from the wife last July - it was a bit messy.

Today I went to the bag that has always contained my City top collection.....a bag I have not needed to go into until today for my preparation for the final next week ..it contains every top from 1985 to 2005 and the odd one prior to that.

It still contains all the tops - but all the feckin sleeves have been cut off....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am particularly miffed about the one I was planning to wear next week - my 1987 one they wore in the season of the cup win - by that tiny sports company in Walsall.

The only god send is that the top I cherish most was not kept with it - but I cant wear it because its got autographs on and I don't want to wash it (next week is going to be messy)

It's been a dark day today made worse by the fact I took her out for mothers day prior to me getting the bag out.

If in the news there is a murder of a 42 year old woman in a seemingly unprovoked attack.......please don't share this thread until after next Sunday.........I'm not happy!!

Women can be unbelievably vindictive.

 

[clint van damme]

just be grateful she didn't cut your bollocks off mate.

 

[Senior Vick from Alicante]

Been their so feel your pain. Hopefully we win and she gets a skyblue yeast infection, that should cheer hou up.

 

[Astute]

I had an ex that burned part of the items that I liked the most. Then she was more sly with the rest like taking half the buttons off my shirts and small cuts out of my trousers. She then went around telling everyone that I took most things from the house we shared. All I had taken was my clothes that she had neatly packed for me.

Revenge was sweet though. She loved posing in her car. The problem was that I had bought it before we got together. I had proof of purchase and the log book was in my name. I told her I was taking it back and sold it to someone who lived near her and used the proceeds to buy new clothes.

 

[Skybluefaz]

Horrible, I'm sorry for your loss Covkid

 

[trevelfarandwide]

Oh well, mate, she's gone. Life can be great once more.

Shit in her petrol tank and key the word: Anal Warts onto the paintwork of her car.

 

[olderskyblue]

Women can be unbelievably vindictive.

Mate of mine split from his wife (went back to an ex girlfriend...) and she wrote a 4 page essay on how much of a shit he was, and sent it to all their friends, including me. She didn't hold back, and listed many of his failings, some very personal of course, and finished off, by saying she had thrown his prized collection of Queen vinyl's on the bonfire...

That was what hurt him the most.

 

[italiahorse]

It's not all bad my wife has knitted me a scarf this week.

 

[Deleted member 5849]

Mate of mine split from his wife (went back to an ex girlfriend...) and she wrote a 4 page essay on how much of a shit he was, and sent it to all their friends, including me. She didn't hold back, and listed many of his failings, some very personal of course, and finished off, by saying she had thrown his prized collection of Queen vinyl's on the bonfire...

That was what hurt him the most.

Care to reproduce the letter?

 

[hill83]

Mate of mine split from his wife (went back to an ex girlfriend...) and she wrote a 4 page essay on how much of a shit he was, and sent it to all their friends, including me. She didn't hold back, and listed many of his failings, some very personal of course, and finished off, by saying she had thrown his prized collection of Queen vinyl's on the bonfire...

That was what hurt him the most.

Another one bites the dust.

 

[Astute]

I have previously thought how much richer I would be if I had met my wife years earlier. All the women that I met previously seemed what I was looking for until they thought that they had their claws in me then showed me what they are really like. But then when I think of all the fun I had I consider it to be worth it :smuggrin:

 

[italiahorse]

It's not all bad my wife has knitted me a scarf this week.

Oh hold on !!!!

I won't be able to wear that you bit5h !!!!

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[Malaka]

I recognise that bedroom......:happy:

 

[stevefloyd]

I took my son to spain for a holiday and my ex wives daughters who still lived with me at the time rang me to say that their mum was in my house nicking the fridge freezer...biatch

 

[tom88]

I once got caught taking a poo at school.

 

[Skyblueweeman]

I'm not sure which is worse Italia. The scarf or your duvet set.

I would've thought with the car park C cash, you could at least get a new set of bed sheets.... ;-)

 

[Esoterica]

I once got caught taking a poo at school.

Well, in the middle of the playground at break time, and at the age of 36, I'm not surprised your wife left you.

 

[Moff]

I'm not sure which is worse Italia. The scarf or your duvet set.

I would've thought with the car park C cash, you could at least get a new set of bed sheets.... ;-)

Its probably the butlers quarters

 

[richnrg]

are you sure your arms haven't just grown?

 

[Nick]

My signed Billy Daniels shirt is going to get locked away now then I think just in case!

 

[olderskyblue]

Care to reproduce the letter?

Ha. It was early 90's, so don't have it any more...

We worked together and became mates. First time i met him, we started chatting about "where are you from etc, and he lived in Bournemouth. I mentioned that we had friends there that we had met on holiday in Switzerland in early 1980's, but they had split up a few years earlier. (The girl went off with some other bloke). He asked their names, and it turned out that he was the "other bloke".. !! spooky.

(She wasn't the one he married)

 

[tom88]

Well, in the middle of the playground at break time, and at the age of 36, I'm not surprised your wife left you.

There is something very wrong and false about your statement....Im not 36 your maths is shit! :angelic:

 

[vow]

I took my son to spain for a holiday and my ex wives daughters who still lived with me at the time rang me to say that their mum was in my house nicking the fridge freezer...biatch

Thats cold.

 

[Esoterica]

There is something very wrong and false about your statement....Im not 36 your maths is shit! :angelic:

Well that's why I'm an unfortunate, long suffering, shit cleaning school caretaker, and not the head teacher!

 

[OffenhamSkyBlue]

I heard you were good at cleaning, Eso. Don't be so hard on yourself!

 

[Astute]

My signed Billy Daniels shirt is going to get locked away now then I think just in case!

I would be more worried about being taken to the cleaners

 

[italiahorse]

I'm not sure which is worse Italia. The scarf or your duvet set.

I would've thought with the car park C cash, you could at least get a new set of bed sheets.... ;-)

The Mrs likes them and I guess with her nose hard down in them most nights I'll leave it to her

 

[Skyblueweeman]

The Mrs likes them and I guess with her nose hard down in them most nights I'll leave it to her

You saucy little minx


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[Bob Latchford]

Split from the wife last July - it was a bit messy.

Today I went to the bag that has always contained my City top collection.....a bag I have not needed to go into until today for my preparation for the final next week ..it contains every top from 1985 to 2005 and the odd one prior to that.

It still contains all the tops - but all the feckin sleeves have been cut off....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am particularly miffed about the one I was planning to wear next week - my 1987 one they wore in the season of the cup win - by that tiny sports company in Walsall.

The only god send is that the top I cherish most was not kept with it - but I cant wear it because its got autographs on and I don't want to wash it (next week is going to be messy)

It's been a dark day today made worse by the fact I took her out for mothers day prior to me getting the bag out.

If in the news there is a murder of a 42 year old woman in a seemingly unprovoked attack.......please don't share this thread until after next Sunday.........I'm not happy!!

Chin up mate , at 42 , she's due for the change soon . that'll teach her !

 

[Nick]

The Mrs likes them and I guess with her nose hard down in them most nights I'll leave it to her

Haven't you said you travel the country during the week in your camper van? Might want to have a word with her about that

 

[Ian1779]

The Mrs likes them and I guess with her nose hard down in them most nights I'll leave it to her

Do you make her shout out the names of Wasps players as you near climax?

 

[italiahorse]

Do you make her shout out the names of Wasps players as you near climax?

I can't I haven't remembered them yet.
What's a climax ? Is it how I feel when Wasps score a try ?

 

[Covkid1968#]

Thanks peeps......I think I'm feeling better. On the plus side....turns out its only the one sleeve off most and the little Chinese man in town thinks he can do a good job and sew them back on.....

Cant wait for Sunday.....my only concern is lack of a toilet on the minibus whilst drinking beer before we leave. I never used to have these concerns as a young man....now I just know its going to be me, the middle aged fecker needing a piss just as we hit the motorway. Has anybody on here got any large empty plastic bottles with incredibly large openings at the top :happy::happy: