Caption Competition Round 8 (1 Viewer)

[We'll_live_and_die]

I have taken the courtesy of starting this weeks caption competition.



Entries will close at 3pm(ish) on Friday.

Remember to like the captions that make you laugh, you can like more than one so come on guys, lets have some good ones.

 

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[rob9872]

Barnsley defender mis-interprets instructions of "head" challenge

 

[smileycov]

Foster regrets giving Platt a lift!!

 

[Houchens Head]

Platt: "Come up here and say that!!"

 

[Houchens Head]

Platt is told by Barnsley player "This is no time to practice your levitation skills!"

 

[Oz Howie]

Hey ref he's handballed it!

 

[skybluegod]

my coach told me go for the ball(s)

 

[We'll_live_and_die]

Foster misinterpreted the instruction "Get the Ball" as "grab his balls".

 

[smileycov]

First time we have looked down on any team this season!!

 

[superskyblue]

Foster nicknames Clive Plattini, 'Clive Plattiny' after copping a feel of his weapon.

 

[We'll_live_and_die]

Foster thinks to himself 'that reminds me, I must get some black pudding on the way home'.

 

[jackdg]

Foster "Do they call you 'The Tree' because of your Big Wood?"

 

[BackRoomRummermill]

This is another move we could use when we go on Dancing On Ice

 

[scroobiustom]

Clive Platt does his David Blaine impersonation and an impressed Foster shows his appreciation

 

[InterSkyBlues]

"Juke, Juke who? Now son, grab my cock whilst I plant this fooker in the back of the net!"

 

[ccfcway]

"And I, had, the time of my life, and i've never felt this way before"

 

[pusbccfc]

Maybe if I have a little play it may distract the header.

 

[mexico88]

and the angel Platt came down from above and gifted city with a win.

 

[musicmanskyblue]

It wasn't until the final whistle that Barnsley discovered Clive Platt was in fact a cardboard cutout...

 

[torchomatic]

Ian is proved right again with Platt having a poor, poor game. Here he is not doing anything useful.

 

[Tonylinc]

Please don't lift me up again using that!

 

[canleykid]

Sorry clive someone said u had no balls for a relegation battle but i can honestly say you do,and i bet u stay up too

 

[sw88]

Platt - "I bet even when I'm up here winning the ball that little fecker Durso will blow for a foul any minute now...."

 

[blueflint]

hello big boy are you pleased to see me

 

[singers_pore]

Foster was the only Barnsley player to have a "happy ending" to the match.

 

[Tankie]

"white Men can't jump"

 

[sw88]

In the event of emergency pull cord :0

 

[_brian_]

Platt would have said "Platt's ball!" prior to heading it, then the Barnsley player would have said "Good call!". LOL!

It's funny because the Barnsley player is called Foster and the Foster's tag line on their adverts is "Good call"!!!!

 

[oldskyblue58]

so its true what they say size does matter !

 

[jackdg]

Dion?! Is that you?

 

[DH - Sky Blue]

With Keith Hill's northern accent, it's quite easy to misinterpret the instruction "All hands on deck".

 

[Houchens Head]

Platt: "You should get a pair of these! They're great!!"