Caption Competition: Scunthorpe (1 Viewer)

[Brighton Sky Blue]

 

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[Nick]

Your wife loves it, it is this big!!!

 

[wingy]

Your wife loves it, it is this big!!!

And gold................

 

[Brighton Sky Blue]

'David professes to the referee that, according to the laws of quantum mechanics, the match ball should be treated as a particle in a penalty box with infinitely goalposts. As such, there is no f*cking way that wasn't a penalty.'

 

[pusbccfc]

Where the fucks the ball gone?!

 

[sw88]

Where the fecks the picture gone (no, really, i cant see it.....)

 

[Brighton Sky Blue]

Where the fecks the picture gone (no, really, i cant see it.....)

Here sw: http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/c...try-city-1-scunthorpe-2-gallery-847926390.jpg

 

[wingy]

DMC tries to break free of his handcuffs ,Muttering that well known Ditty "Breaking stones in the hot sun I faught the law but the LAW won".

 

[sw88]

Here sw: http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/c...y-city-1-sc-unithorpe-2-gallery-847926390.jpg

Thanks bsb but page not found. Have i been banned from taking part because my suggestions are so poor?

 

[Brighton Sky Blue]

Who told you?

 

[blueflint]

ref he wont give me my ball back

 

[beduth]

Get me on the first train to Nottingham PLEEEESE.

 

[Disorganised1]

I'm sorry ref - I didn't mean to call you a twat. Now give us a cuddle.

 

[pusbccfc]

Can I change my answer!?

'This is how you catch a ball Murphy'

 

[Brighton Sky Blue]

Can I change my answer!?

'This is how you catch a ball Murphy'

Can enter as often as you like PUSB

 

[speedie87]

Thanks bsb but page not found. Have i been banned from taking part because my suggestions are so poor?

I can't see anything either, I think we should have a competition for guessing what the picture looks like based on the captions!

 

[Houchens Head]

Oi Ref! Can we use this one instead? I might be able to score with it!

(Yeah, yeah, I know. No "photoshop doctored" pics.)

 

[SkyBlue123]

McGoldrick auditions for The Walking Dead!

 

[scroobiustom]

David does his Marlon King impression as the police slapped the handcuffs on...

...much to the dismay of the Scunthorpe defender

 

[sky_blue_up_north]

Guys give a hug I feel lonely

 

[BigadamL]

"this is how much of a chance you have of me signing for you lot"

 

[wingy]

The two scunny players are incredulous as Goldie drops his bat ,the one behind muses "I'm not breathing I'm not breathing"

 

[Lets all sing together]

McGoldrick tries to judge Andy Thorns waste size

 

[smileycov]

Quick give me another ball.....Scunny are playing with this one!

 

[smileycov]

Stop double posting!!!!! dam keyboard

 

[wingy]

Stop double posting!!!!! dam keyboard

It's not Smiles ,must be your end.

 

[coop]

my cock really is this big

 

[Chinny_Hill]

I'd never have signed if someone had told me about the bloody "who put the c*nt in Scunthorpe song", muses the scunthorpe player, as McGoldrick breaks into another rendition...