Caption Competition (1 Viewer)

[DH - Sky Blue]

Someone posted a thread like this a few weeks ago which provided a bit of entertainment. Was thinking of doing this every Monday lunch time (If enough people are up for it) with a photo from the weekends game posted by myself and you have 24 hours to provide captions. The winner to be based on number of likes received as of lunch time tuesday. One winner per week. See how it goes, i'll be impartial obviously. Also interesting to see how big the image is as it looks miniscule as im drafting this! Abuse welcome! I'll get the ball rolling.

Week 1




"Could someone help me get this 'kick me' sticker of my back?"

 

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[We'll_live_and_die]

"Check that Name, It's the last time you see it in a Cov shirt".


Shortly after this Photo Alex Nimely returned to Man City injured and did not return to fulfill his season long loan.

 

[ccfcway]

SISU's sale of the clubs pull up bars left Nimely hanging !

 

[Astute]

Have SISU raised enough money yet to have my name put on my shirt?

 

[harvey098]

"Alex Nimely is so good that he even has time to practise his imaginary weight lifting"

 

[ccfchandsy]

Can I join s club 7 "reach for the stars"

 

[Sub]

Nimely is the name that will stop you getting relegated !!!

 

[ExmouthNeil]

"Who stole my scarf......?"

 

[ajsccfc]

Alex realised the joke was on him when his team-mates refused to be M, C and A.

 

[superskyblue]

Yes. Roberto Mancini really does make all his black players have this haircut.

 

[skybluearmy88]

Remember this name cause you sky blues fans will be screaming it later.

 

[musicmanskyblue]

New boy Alex Nimely (unaware of the stringent CCFC Health and Safety laws) promptly had the SISU OUT banner snatched away from Him following His controversial goal celebrations.

 

[Skyblueloyal]

"Ere does anyone know who this Jutkiewicz fella is ?"

 

[cloughie]

Haven't even broken into a sweat yet man ..... smell the armpits

 

[Brighton Sky Blue]

'998, 999...hold on, who said these things weren't real? :facepalm:'

 

[singers_pore]

I didn't do it, officer.

 

[Houchens Head]

"Jeez! This is a REALLY thin fishing line!"

 

[harvey098]

Nimely looks confused as he is also turned into a SISU puppet.

 

[SkyBlue123]

This new shirt shows 'The Guns' off very well.

 

[pusbccfc]

Someone scratch my back please?

 

[BigCsCheesyGrin]

That bloody idiot Ballotelli's only gone and nicked my scarf for his CCFC fanclub.

 

[keef]

Fisher made me put my hands up like this and then my wallet disappeared

 

[coop]

It's was me that farted and made half the people in the stadium leave.

 

[skybluejelly]

its fun to stay at the Y M C A

 

[shmmeee]

Take pictures from the back please, then I can pretend I was at Man City not here.

 

[blueflint]

hey where the fuck am i

 

[ccfcdan]

1 game and im third highest goal scorer!!! Who's the fuckin Daddy???

 

[Cov City Daytrader 87]

I like this shirt. It's better than the one I wore at Middlesbrough.

 

[scroobiustom]

It says Nimely, but you can call me saviour!

 

[Evil Monkey]

New City loanee gives the invisible man a shoulder carry to the match

 

[DH - Sky Blue]

24 Hours Up! Top 3 Captions are:

1ST:

Alex realised the joke was on him when his team-mates refused to be M, C and A.

2ND:

New boy Alex Nimely (unaware of the stringent CCFC Health and Safety laws) promptly had the SISU OUT banner snatched away from Him following His controversial goal celebrations.

JOINT 3RD:

I didn't do it, officer.

Have SISU raised enough money yet to have my name put on my shirt?

Thoughts on making this a regular thing? Could start a table based on scores, for instance

1st place = 3 points
2nd place = 2 points
3rd place = 1 point

As of week 1

1. AJSCCFC 3
2. MUSICMANSKYBLUE 2
3. ASTUTE 1
4. SINGERS_PORE 1

Obviously more people will be added to the table if they make the top 3 as the weeks go on.

 

[bamalamafizzfazz]

"Who's got two thumbs and going to save City from the drop?"

...This guy!!

 

[ajsccfc]

Congratulations to the dashing winner.

 

[DH - Sky Blue]

Congratulations to the dashing winner.

"Rule 9.8 - Points can be deducted for arrogance"

Haha, i was remaining unbiased but my favourite won.