Christmas 2019 thread (9 Viewers)

[Skybluefaz]

Not everybody's cup of tea either but Russell Brand's Xmas ponderland is hilarious

 

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[Otis]

Same too for Miranda and Mrs. Brown's Boys.

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

Why does Donald trump eat his Christmas dinner with plastic cutlery and a plastic plate ?

He doesn’t get on with China

 

[Sky_Blue_Dreamer]

Why does Donald trump eat his Christmas dinner with plastic cutlery and a plastic plate ?

He doesn’t get on with China

I thought it was cos he can't be trusted with a proper knife and fork.

 

[richnrg]

I thought it was cos he can't be trusted with a proper knife and fork.

i thought it was because he likes to fuck up Turkey

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

Don’t think he’s keen on Brussels either

 

[Sky_Blue_Dreamer]

But he does like giving a bird a good stuffing

 

[Skybluefaz]

Don’t think he’s keen on Brussels either

Which is ironic for a man named Trump

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

I’ve been asking Santa for 5 minutes under the mistletoe with Sofia Vergera for the last 6 years .

 

[Sky_Blue_Dreamer]

I’ve been asking Santa for 5 minutes under Sofia Vergera's cameltoe for the last 6 years .

Fixed for you

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

:emoji_relaxed:

 

[Houchens Head]

:emoji_relaxed:

Camel toe and static. Mmmmmm!
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[Sky_Blue_Daz]

Christmas quiz first one to answer sets the next question and so on

Name the 3 wise men

 

[Sky_Blue_Dreamer]

Jeroboam, Magnum and Balthazar. Something to do with champagne bottles sizes anyway.

 

[Houchens Head]

Jeroboam, Magnum and Balthazar. Something to do with champagne bottles sizes anyway.

I thought Magnum was an ice cream? Clint Eastwood thought so as well....
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[Houchens Head]

 

[Houchens Head]

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

The father ted Christmas special is on channel 4 at 10pm tonight

 

[SkyBlueDom26]

 

[dutchman]

I'm just curious, has anyone here begun Xmas shopping yet?

 

[Houchens Head]

I'm just curious, has anyone here begun Xmas shopping yet?

Done it at the start of this week. It's great being an old fart! You can go shopping any time or day of the week!

 

[Sick Boy]

Finished for Xmas now, back in 30th for a day and then again on the 2nd, flight to Brum Saturday, sadly not in time for the football.

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

Please give your Christmas ratings

Pringles
Cadbury’s hero’s
Mince pies with Baileys cream
Gaelic coffee
Pigs in blankets
Carrot and swede mashed
Turkey and stuffing batches

And just what time is acceptable for the first drink on Christmas Day ? I’m on a nightshift Christmas Eve so will be having my first beer about 2pm

 

[Houchens Head]

Pringles 8/10
Cadbury’s hero’s 3/10
Mince pies with Baileys cream 0/10 (That's for daring to put that bloody awful Baileys shite on a mince pie!)
Gaelic coffee 10/10
Pigs in blankets 8/10
Carrot and swede mashed 7/10
Turkey and stuffing batches 9/10
And first drink is just after breakfast!

 

[rob9872]

Pringles 8/10
Cadbury’s hero’s 3/10
Mince pies with Baileys cream 0/10 (That's for daring to put that bloody awful Baileys shite on a mince pie!)
Gaelic coffee 10/10
Pigs in blankets 8/10
Carrot and swede mashed 7/10
Turkey and stuffing batches 9/10
And first drink is just after breakfast!

Pringles 5/10
Cadbury’s hero’s 5/10
Mince pies with Baileys cream 5/10 - drink the Baileys, hate mince pies!
Gaelic coffee 10/10
Pigs in blankets 11/10
Carrot and swede mashed 7/10
Turkey and stuffing batches 9/10
And first drink IS breakfast!​

 

[richnrg]

Pringles 8/10
Cadbury’s hero’s 8/10
Mince pies with Baileys cream 5/10
Gaelic coffee 1/10
Pigs in blankets 9/10
Carrot and swede mashed 9/10
Turkey and stuffing batches 11/10

first drink on Christmas day was usually poured just before midnight on Christmas Eve.

 

[skyblueinBaku]

Pringles 8/10
Cadbury’s hero’s 5/10
Mince pies with Baileys cream 2/10
Gaelic coffee 7/10
Pigs in blankets 8/10
Carrot and swede mashed 7/10
Turkey and stuffing batches 8/10

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

I love a Gaelic coffee but always struggle to get the cream to float properly

 

[fellatio_Martinez]

I love a Gaelic coffee but always struggle to get the cream to float properly

Is there a difference between an Irish coffee and a Gaelic coffee or are you just being fancy?

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

Is there a difference between an Irish coffee and a Gaelic coffee or are you just being fancy?

I don’t think there is too be honest

 

[clint van damme]

I love a Gaelic coffee but always struggle to get the cream to float properly

It's getting harder and harder to get a decent Gaelic coffee when you're out.
I've had some truly appalling efforts in the last year ot two and was told in an O'Neills that none of the staff knew how to make one!

 

[Houchens Head]

I love a Gaelic coffee but always struggle to get the cream to float properly

Easy. make your coffee as you would like. Give it a stir to agitate contents, then using that same warm spoon, pour the cream over the back of the said spoon but don't stir it in. Thicker cream works best, i.e. double cream or whipping cream. Check out this YouTube video:

 

[fellatio_Martinez]

I just can't get my head around Irish coffee. I love coffee and whiskey but combined it's sickly and stomach turning.

I don’t mind a nip in my tea though.

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

I’m very much full of the Christmas spirit ,