Won a competition about 15 year ago to win a 'years supply' of Pizza Express pizza.
It was a simple phone in - 'What two ingredients make up a margherita pizza'.
Two weeks later had a phone call to say I'd won and it would be announced on Central News later that day.
I rang the number I was given to claim my prize but the minions at Pizza Express HQ claimed they were unaware of any such competition!
A couple of phone calls later I finally spoke to someone who possessed the ability to distinguish his arse from his elbow and it was acknowledged that they had run a comp and that I was the winner
The reality of the prize however, wasn't quite as good as first stated - Instead we received each month for the next 12 months, a £40 voucher to spend at any Pizza Express restaurant of our choice.
Still not shabby and certainly worth that phone call.