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[Houchens Head]

Just for something to kill the time, I'll start off with a few lines of a made up story. The next poster continues with their own lines to continue the story. Let's see how far we get before it all goes horribly wrong!
Here goes………..
A young man was out walking his dog through the park one day. Suddenly, off to his distant left, he saw.....

 

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[Sky_Blue_Dreamer]

Jeremy Corbyn, tending vegetables in the community garden area. He hears a noise behind him, and spins round just in time to see........

 

[skyblueusername]

Just for something to kill the time, I'll start off with a few lines of a made up story. The next poster continues with their own lines to continue the story. Let's see how far we get before it all goes horribly wrong!
Here goes………..
A young man was out walking his dog through the park one day. Suddenly, off to his distant left, he saw.....

A drone with a load speaker fitted telling him to "go home and save lives"

 

[skyblueusername]

Jeremy Corbyn, tending vegetables in the community garden area. He hears a noise behind him, and spins round just in time to see........

SkyblueUsername with a pitchfork shouting "you're too old to be here, go home and save lives"

 

[Houchens Head]

But just as the young man was about to get a closer look, he hears in the distance, the sound of...

 

[shmmeee]

Three alpacas farting.

“That’s strange” he thinks, but his train of thought is interrupted by...

 

[Sky_Blue_Dreamer]

Three alpacas farting.

“That’s strange” he thinks, but his train of thought is interrupted by...

...a load of leaves in a line in front of him. He decides to follow them....

 

[Tommo1993]

...but he was interrupted by his nan calling him on his phone. “You better not be prancing around with holes in your jeans again you little reprobate” she scalded. He hung up, he’s got no time for her shit. The day was still young, so he continued to follow these interesting leaves...

 

[Houchens Head]

Finally, after following the trail of leaves for more than an hour, his dog decided he wanted to chase a ball that had come rolling up to them. The man picked the ball up, looked around and then heaved it out of sight! He then heard a booming voice from nowhere shout at him. "Oi! What are you doing with my ball?" The man looked around and was astounded to be greeted by the sight of........

 

[Sky_Blue_Dreamer]

Brian Blessed, taking his flatulent alpacas for a walk. "I'M WALKING THEM TO GET THEM OUT OF THE HOUSE COS THEY STINK" he whispered. "I ALSO BROUGHT MY DOG, GORDON, WITH ME. THAT'S HIS BALL BUT I'VE LOST SIGHT OF HIM. HAVE YOU SEEN HIM?"

 

[wingy]

Brian Blessed, taking his flatulent alpacas for a walk. "I'M WALKING THEM TO GET THEM OUT OF THE HOUSE COS THEY STINK" he whispered. "I ALSO BROUGHT MY DOG, GORDON, WITH ME. THAT'S HIS BALL BUT I'VE LOST SIGHT OF HIM. HAVE YOU SEEN HIM?"

I don't actually believe this .
I was going to introduce Brian Blessed into this tale at this point had I the inclination .
I kid you not.
Any way this isn't part of the tale
Carry on every one.

 

[Sky_Blue_Dreamer]

I don't actually believe this .
I was going to introduce Brian Blessed into this tale at this point had I the inclination .
I kid you not.
Any way this isn't part of the tale
Carry on every one.

I think it's the booming voice puts it in your head subliminally. Back to the story...

 

[JAM See]

Brian Blessed, taking his flatulent alpacas for a walk. "I'M WALKING THEM TO GET THEM OUT OF THE HOUSE COS THEY STINK" he whispered. "I ALSO BROUGHT MY DOG, GORDON, WITH ME. THAT'S HIS BALL BUT I'VE LOST SIGHT OF HIM. HAVE YOU SEEN HIM?"

"No", i said, "I was looking at the cheese, over there, the massive cheese"

Then everything went blank, and I woke up in...

 

[Gazolba]

bed in a cold sweat. Everything had been a terrible dream.
Then I realised I was very hungry and staggered into the kitchen to make breakfast.

 

[shmmeee]

And there, sat at the kitchen table eating boiled egg and soldiers was Brian Blessed.

“GOOD MORNING” he shouted, but I was too distracted by...

 

[Sick Boy]

...the sight of his dog practising yoga on the other side of the room and Tony Blair skinning up in the corner...I put my hand in my pocket and could feel half of the mushrooms had gone...

 

[bawtryneal]

.....Who had taken the other mushrooms. Could it have been Cherie or one of the kids, maybe it was Gordon Brown or maybe that rogue Brian Blessed. Or maybe ...

 

[fellatio_Martinez]

It was Lionel Blair, who had just pirouetted effortlessly through the kitchen with the youthful exuberance of a spring lamb, did the splits and shouted "jesus, take me now!"

 

[Tommo1993]

But Lionel misjudged his youthfulness for the last time. His hips locked and now he was stuck on the kitchen floor. “OHHHH CALAMITY!”, shrieked Brian as he flipped the table in a blind rage.

 

[CCFCSteve]

....only to find the missing mushrooms lying on the floor. Brian loves a mushroom (and almost any other drug he can lay his hands on) so he so gobbled a couple down and not long after decided to stretch his magic wings and go for a little fly outside.....

 

[Sky_Blue_Dreamer]

...The little fly dodged his attack with ease, but Brian's momentum meant he couldn't stop and he crashed headfirst into.....

 

[Houchens Head]

…. Duncan Norvelle, who, when upon seeing Big Brian hurtling headlong towards him, turned and ran away shouting "Chase me! Chase me!" Brian screamed at him, "....

 

[fellatio_Martinez]

"You complete turnip fucker! Return to my personal space at once or I shall fetch my potato peeler and make organic kettle crisps from your arse cheeks!"