Not conkers! :emoji_laughing:
The first two were with cyclists that ride along the pavement near where I live. There's a ferkin' "No Cycling" sign as well but they still abuse the law. I've almost been mown down on a number of occasions and now when these lycra-clad twats come along, I get in their way and shout "Use the f**kin' ROAD!!" (or similar pleasantries!) Two occasions, these twats got off their bikes to "have a go" at me, but both times, they ended up on the paving slabs! One even said to me as he tried to get up, "Jesus mate, I didn't expect that!" He actually apologised and took his bike to the road and road off. The last time was just after Christmas (a couple of months ago). A new neighbour's "boyfriend" was allowing their Staffy to shit under my front room window, so when I caught the bloke just leaving it, I went after him. He was a big c**t and he thought that as he was younger than me, he'd scare me away! Ha! Wrong! He went down like a sack of spuds and I told him to his face as he was lying on the ground, that if he allows his dog to shit again, I'd rub it in his face after I'd posted it through his letter box. His Staffy was just wagging his tail all the time! I've not seen any more dog shit since, either!