Cov sign heskey? (1 Viewer)

Covstu · Jun 21, 2012

Just seen something on BBC about this but no where else? I think he would be a great inning for us down in league one!

Otis · Jun 21, 2012

Thought he was going back to Leshtur.

Sub · Jun 21, 2012

lol hope we have a good groundsman to repair all the divots in the pitch from where he falls over !!!!:laugh::laugh:

Otis · Jun 21, 2012

Well it is goals we need and it's goals Heskey is known for!

In fact isn't his nickname Emile 'Goal Machine' Heskey?

Or on second thoughts it maybe could be 'Barn-door' Heskey.

mark82 · Jun 21, 2012

Covstu said:
Just seen something on BBC about this but no where else? I think he would be a great inning for us down in league one!

Got a link. I can't see anything.

WillenhallSkyBlues · Jun 21, 2012

don't see nothing about it on the Bbc website?

WeWillBeBack · Jun 21, 2012

Cant see it, wages would probably be half of our whole team

Sub · Jun 21, 2012

number one target :jerkit:

Steve.B50 · Jun 21, 2012

This is probably another rumour by SISU to try and sell a few more season tickets.

skybluesloyal83 · Jun 21, 2012

where do these daft rumours come from??? i think i'd rather we be back under the embargo than sign that ex-incester carthorse. he's going to hull anyway

Grendel · Jun 21, 2012

skybluesloyal83 said:
where do these daft rumours come from??? i think i'd rather we be back under the embargo than sign that ex-incester carthorse. he's going to hull anyway

Quite. If it was remotely true I would be outraged. Why on earth would we let Clive Platt walk and sign an ex England striker. Madness.

Otis · Jun 21, 2012

Why on earth would we let a player who doesn't score in Clive Platt walk and sign an ex England striker who doesn't score either. Madness.

Corrected it for you.

And, don't wish to pee on your chips, but wasn't Tim Sherwood an ex England international?

skybluesloyal83 · Jun 21, 2012

Grendel said:
Quite. If it was remotely true I would be outraged. Why on earth would we let Clive Platt walk and sign an ex England striker. Madness.

Yeah the key word there is ex-England...he only had one good game in an England shirt and that was nearly 12 years ago in munich. I'm not even sure while i'm carrying this on because i'm sure this rumour is a complate load of bull but i cant get excited about another 35 year old just looking for his last payday (anyone remember tim sherwood?). signing him would take up most of our budget and after a couple of kicks up the arse from big lumping league 1 center halves he'd probably spend most of the time on the sidelines anyway. 24 goals in 174 games.......no thanks

sw88 · Jun 21, 2012

He'll end up at Hull City!

SkyBlue123 · Jun 21, 2012

I would not be happy if any of SISU's tiny budget were to pay for Heskey's wages.

mark82 · Jun 21, 2012

It's not going to happen but he is more than good enough for league 1. Even predict he would score goals.

torchomatic · Jun 21, 2012

Embargo - moan
Can't sign players - moan
Embargo lifted - moan
Linked to players - moan
Thorn says he wants to do quick business - moan

There's a common theme here, isn't there? :thinking about:

We'll_live_and_die · Jun 21, 2012

torchomatic said:
Embargo - moan
Can't sign players - moan
Embargo lifted - moan
Linked to players - moan
Thorn says he wants to do quick business - moan

There's a common theme here, isn't there? :thinking about:

That you wont stop moaning?

mark82 · Jun 21, 2012

torchomatic said:
Embargo - moan
Can't sign players - moan
Embargo lifted - moan
Linked to players - moan
Thorn says he wants to do quick business - moan

There's a common theme here, isn't there? :thinking about:

Are you moaning?

tippex9 · Jun 21, 2012

Saw this on Twitter last night, it's a hoax mock up story that looks like the official BBC Sport website.

covcity4life · Jun 21, 2012

obviously a BS rumour

BUT if it was somehow true i think anyone who isnt estatic needs their head read

but it wont.

Sky Blue Jay · Jun 21, 2012

Covstu said:
Just seen something on BBC about this but no where else? I think he would be a great inning for us down in league one!

Are you Heskey in disguise

castlevaleskyblue · Jun 21, 2012

Isn't it heskey from Peterborough? We were linked with him last season, scored twice against us for them

Robccfc87 · Jun 21, 2012

castlevaleskyblue said:
Isn't it heskey from Peterborough? We were linked with him last season, scored twice against us for them

Your thinking of Emile Sinclair, wouldn't mind him though.

Grendel · Jun 21, 2012

covcity4life said:
obviously a BS rumour

BUT if it was somehow true i think anyone who isnt estatic needs their head read

but it wont.

Don't be silly. He's rubbish - played for Leicester and Villa. Doesn't score goals EX England remember - we need far better than him - Let's resign The Tree.

Disorganised1 · Jun 21, 2012

I would not be ecstatic - too old, too expensive

covcity4life · Jun 21, 2012

you are an idiot who just buys into english chav footy banter

hes a physical beast,works well with a poacher and can score a few

is he a good signing in prem? maybe not now but champ and l1 he will be immense

castlevaleskyblue · Jun 21, 2012

Robccfc87 said:
Your thinking of Emile Sinclair, wouldn't mind him though.

My bad, I'd rather have Sinclair than a useless villa reject tho

Otis · Jun 21, 2012

Grendel said:
Don't be silly. He's rubbish - played for Leicester and Villa. Doesn't score goals EX England remember - we need far better than him - Let's resign The Tree.

I'd rather have Platt than Heskey.

For Heskey's wages we could get at least 3 or 4 more players in.

ajsccfc · Jun 21, 2012

If we were to ignore age and money and that this rumour seems to be unicorn hoof territorty, on ability alone Heskey is to Platt as Marlon King is to me.

JulianDarbyFTW · Jun 21, 2012

Yep, hoax.

fake link attached.

http://i46.tinypic.com/11jy81k.jpg

skybluesloyal83 · Jun 21, 2012

some people have got too much time on their hands

ajsccfc · Jun 21, 2012

The grammatical and formatting errors undo the work of the artist, unfortunately.

Full stop on an article headline
midlands not capitalised
'34 year old' rather than 34-year-old
A quote taking up half the article with no mention of who said it at all

With a more accurate aping of BBC journalistic standards and a more realistic story, you could easily dupe a bucketload of eager fans for a while.

Greggs · Jun 21, 2012

ajsccfc said:
The grammatical and formatting errors undo the work of the artist, unfortunately.

Full stop on an article headline
midlands not capitalised
'34 year old' rather than 34-year-old
A quote taking up half the article with no mention of who said it at all

With a more accurate aping of BBC journalistic standards and a more realistic story, you could easily dupe a bucketload of eager fans for a while.

You seem like a real FIRE CRACKER of a guy, societies mecca in my opinion. What other skills u got? :wave:

ajsccfc · Jun 21, 2012

Don't they throw stones at Mecca? I don't want none of that.

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