Ha!If you go, post a picture of the meal to see if it's one of those places where you don't really get much actual food but loads of fancy stuff nobody eats.
Went to MOD Pizza, Leicester Square today. Very, very good.
All is not lost though, NW. Basement Browns here has been voted one of the best pizza places in the country.
This Coventry pizzeria is one of the best in the country
It's a fucking trowel. I don't use my best wedgewood to dig up my preferred Christmas tree.Does concern me when you get food on a trowel and the trowel is smaller than a normal sized plate and therefore you get less.
I am guessing you don't do 'fun' NW.It's a fucking trowel. I don't use my best wedgewood to dig up my preferred Christmas tree.
Might take my Alan Partridge large plate and see if they let me use it.
I kind of agree, but if it works for them and people Ike it and keep coming back, why not?This dinner on a trowel outrage is making me laugh out loud. Is it a brick-layer's or gardener's trowel? Does sound bonkers although bits of wood or slate have been used in pubs I've been to. Trendy nonsense unless served off the taut stomach of a bikini-clad beauty, food should be served on a plate.
Yep!Don't know why but this sentence just tickles me.
That's 6 places. Only 1 of which serves dinner on a trowel.
The only way?Anyway, I'm off to connect the testes of an antelope to a car battery. The high pitched squeel the animal will then make will startle a mouse, who will run into a wooden block, disturbing the scotch egg which will then roll down the inside out snake skin tubing, into the mouths of the eager diners.
It's the only way food should be eaten!
Isn't all this a form of what they call 'Whackaging'?I was in a bar the other week. Bit of a wanky cocktail place but they had beer so I obliged.
They placed down some complimentary crisps in a fucking tea cup.
C*nts.
Isn't all this a form of what they call 'Whackaging'?
Been going on for years though in one form or another.
'Italian smoked ham on rye bread with sweet garlic and herb mayo, served with handmade, sea salted kettle chips.'
Or, as we know it at home, a ham sandwich with a packet of crisps.
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The only people who are gonna cry at stuff like this are the super fatties........they should just go to the megga chippy and have double helpings of everything if they want volume....they could even take their own plate !I just Googled an image of how Botanist food is served and this did make me smile.
Sauce in a mini wheelbarrow.
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Can't see too many people tutting and getting in a huff about that.
Well except for people with no soul of course.
The only people who are gonna cry at stuff like this are the super fatties........they should just go to the megga chippy and have double helpings of everything if they want volume....they could even take their own plate !
Shame it's this one.NW isn't happy about it and I'm told he's chiseled like a Greek God.
I just Googled an image of how Botanist food is served and this did make me smile.
Sauce in a mini wheelbarrow.
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Can't see too many people tutting and getting in a huff about that.
Well except for people with no soul of course.
Was NW outside with a placard stating 'Normal food for normal people?'Went to the botanist this evening with the wife. Really nice venue and the food was good. Massive selection of beer too.
Glad you have embraced the concept and are not a grumpy old curmudgeon with no concept of a bit of fun.That looks pritty cool. Would defo try this place purely for it funky presentation.
Do post your thoughts on here after.Going to try out the botanist tomorrow me and the wife are meeting friends for a meal in Cozy will probebly go there first for a drink.
If we can get past all the homeless and students.
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