Cow Puns Anyone?!?! (1 Viewer)

[skyblueprincess]

Does anyone have any Cow Puns??

you're 'Milking' it...

We'll 'cream' it.. etc?

'Mooo've over

 

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[im-confused]

Stop being a COWard and go to the moovies

 

[bamalamafizzfazz]

Surely people have some udder puns

 

[Covstu]

silly question but why?? this is not even slightly aMOOsing??

 

[skyblueprincess]

I know it's udderly ridiculous!!! But its just grazy talk

 

[bamalamafizzfazz]

Aidy HOOFroyd.

 

[bamalamafizzfazz]

There ain't CALF some terrible puns on here.

 

[Regis87]

It's a load of bullshit

 

[skyblueprincess]

It's a long time since I herd such nonsense!

 

[bamalamafizzfazz]

Whose that player who moved from Doncaster to Sheffield Wed at the start of the season? Oh yeah... Paul HEIFERnan.

 

[skyblueprincess]

It's a load of bullshit

What's your beef

 

[bamalamafizzfazz]

Come on what's your beef?!

 

[bamalamafizzfazz]

What's your beef

Just beat me lol

 

[skyblueprincess]

Just beat me lol

Will Moo you in lol

 

[Covstu]

You shouldn't tell jokes about cows. Nobody likes a cattle-tale.

 

[skyblueprincess]

Some people are so Moo'dy

 

[Nick]

Just a simple misSTEAK!

 

[Disorganised1]

I'm Freisian ~ I'll have to put on my Jersey.

 

[skyblueprincess]

the steaks are high on this one

 

[skyblueprincess]

Sorry had to share this

She looks Mootiful! lol

 

[Samo]

Ok Shakespeare cow jokes, I'll start;
Romeo and Mooliette.
:smuggrin:

 

[armybike]

Ok Shakespeare cow jokes, I'll start;
Romeo and Mooliette.
:smuggrin:

Not quite sure why this has suddenly popped up but - Much A Moo About Nothing

 

[skybluetony176]

Q: What do you call a bull that's been knighted?

A: Sir Loin

 

[bringbackrattles]

If we were in the Championship we'd be playing Uddersfield this season. We could play Cowdenbeath in a friendly though ?

 

[bringbackrattles]

Not quite sure why this has suddenly popped up but - Much A Moo About Nothing

How about The Taming Of The Moo ?

 

[Samo]

The Moochant of Venice

 

[bringbackrattles]

The Moochant of Venice

How about Dylan Thomas's Under Milk Wood ?

 

[dancers lance]

Ok Shakespeare cow jokes, I'll start;
Romeo and Mooliette.
:smuggrin:

A Midsummer Night's Cream...........

 

[Gaz71]

Offallo

 

[Johnnythespider]

Big MacBeth

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[dancers lance]

Big MacBeth

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We have a winner!

 

[dancers lance]

Taming Of The Stew!

 

[Gaz71]

We have a winner!

That's unfair..... It shouldn't be named.

 

[dancers lance]

That's unfair..... It shouldn't be named.

But you did do very well with Offallo, and we are all winners here...........for taking part.

 

[Gaz71]

But you did do very well with Offallo, and we are all winners here...........for taking part.