I feel unclean linking to this scummy website but anyway this is good for a laugh and probably CON +4
So apart from being absolutely fucking useless we’ve now learned that giving away government contracts on the sly makes him horny.Honestly cheating on his wife is the least offensive thing about Hancock. Got to be gutted to get sacked by Johnson for being a lying philanderer though .
I feel unclean linking to this scummy website but anyway this is good for a laugh and probably CON +4
Well that’s just it isn’t it… someone at Murdoch HQ has decided it’s time for him to go, and they’ve probably been sat on this for ages.Standard early morning read Ian ?!
Mate just flagged this, incompetence leading to loss off life is one thing…getting caught with passionate arse grabbing kiss on camera is a step too far
He commented on unfortunate angle for hairline…probably not top of hancocks concerns today, but valid point
Edit - if that’s a government building that pic would’ve been kicking around for ages. He’s possibly a blocker to end of lockdown so Johnson’s taking him out
How can Johnson sack him for having an affair? I know the government likes to take the piss but if they're going to start sacking people for this sort of behaviour we all know who is top of the list.
Can hardly sack him when the PM is a serial adulterer himselfHow can Johnson sack him for having an affair? I know the government likes to take the piss but if they're going to start sacking people for this sort of behaviour we all know who is top of the list.
Two points
One. It’s her husband I feel most sorry for. He must be thinking how awful am I that my wife considers MHancock a better option. Some deep personal reflection going on there.
Two. How can Boris sack him with his track record. All that will happen is this will get played down and swept under the carpet because we have a PM who can’t take the moral high ground on anyone.
Huge ppe contract to the landlord of your local - fine.
Lying daily in interviews - fine.
Making a pigs ear of your brief - fine.
Bit on the side - he's got to go.
Country's fucked.
And how did they get that CCTV?
They'll get a bump for him being a top shagger.Not really fussed about the affair angle, more that he hires “millionaire lobbyists” as close advisors.
But yeah, 100% that has been sat on for a while and now it’s been decided his time is up. Tory playbook 101.
They'll get a bump for him being a top shagger.
He's punching with her
No doubts about it. Ride around on a helicopter, knock on Russia's door and runaway and get the wettest of wet wipes on the front of the paper getting off with a real woman = vote winner.CON +5
He's punching with her
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Been drinking too much broMaybe not, the Sun was far more flattering to her
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Presenting an award to Mumford and Sons?What the fuck were they doing at the NME Awards?!
I don’t agree with him having an affair it’s wrong, but he’s no Keith Vaz is he!!
Deflector shields set to maximum captain.I don’t agree with him having an affair it’s wrong, but he’s no Keith Vaz is he!!