Elvis has left the building! (1 Viewer)

grego_gee · Mar 7, 2013

transcript of interview:

question one. if we were to offer you the position would you accept it?
Answer: well lets discuss things and see.

--- five hours of discussion ---

last question. Well then, if we were to offer you the position would you accept it?
A: I'll have to think about it!....

imp:

LoyalSupporters · Mar 7, 2013

I always thought Elvis was dead?

Sub · Mar 7, 2013

no he works down the chipshop

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DL2GmaI3Xus

Otis · Mar 7, 2013

Or ..

Board: We would like to offer you the position of manager.

Elvis: Thank you, but I would just like to ask if I can about guarantees on the club's future stability for the foreseeable years ahead.

Board: No problem. We can give a cast iron guarantee that CCFC will fulfill all its fixtures for the rest of season up to and including the Scunthorpe game this Saturday.

LoyalSupporters · Mar 7, 2013

Sub said:
no he works down the chipshop

Which chippy would that be?

CovMatt1987 · Mar 7, 2013

LoyalSupporters said:
Which chippy would that be?

Fishy Moores

RichieGunns · Mar 7, 2013

CovMatt1987 said:
Fishy Moores

Ah Fishy Moorse!

Gone but not forgotten!

grego_gee · Mar 7, 2013

RichieGunns said:
Ah Fishy Moorse!

Gone but not forgotten!

"Moorse" Code too!

Seriously though, he might turn us down!
Where would we be then?

imp:

RichieGunns · Mar 7, 2013

grego_gee said:
"Moorse" Code too!

Seriously though, he might turn us down!
Where would we be then?

imp:

We still have that other bloke (who no one has a clue who it is) whose presently out of a job lol

covkid69 · Mar 7, 2013

grego_gee said:
"Moorse" Code too!

Seriously though, he might turn us down!
Where would we be then?

imp:

would that be morse "cod" :claping hands::claping hands:
sorry

grego_gee · Mar 7, 2013

its ok now, HE's here!

http://www.coventrytelegraph.net/coventry-city-fc/coventry-city-fc-news/2013/03/07/92746-32941772/?

Looks like he's got more teeth than Cock Robbins!

imp:

Nonleagueherewecome · Mar 7, 2013

There's one reason only why I'm against his appointment; these sodding Elvis puns! I don't know why they annoy me so much, but it might be because Elvis Presley has always really annoyed me. I just don't get the hype, he was crap..

ajsccfc · Mar 7, 2013

It won't be long until the Elvis puns become Too Much?

adamdav68 · Mar 7, 2013

Uh uh totally agree uh uh

CovisGod · Mar 7, 2013

Nonleagueherewecome said:
There's one reason only why I'm against his appointment; these sodding Elvis puns! I don't know why they annoy me so much, but it might be because Elvis Presley has always really annoyed me. I just don't get the hype, he was crap..

Has it got you All Shook Up ?

Sub · Mar 7, 2013

a little less conversation ,little more action please!!!!

CovMatt1987 · Mar 7, 2013

Nonleagueherewecome said:
There's one reason only why I'm against his appointment; these sodding Elvis puns! I don't know why they annoy me so much, but it might be because Elvis Presley has always really annoyed me. I just don't get the hype, he was crap..

start a 'was Elvis crap' thread?

RichieGunns · Mar 7, 2013

Well, it's one for the money,
Two for the show,
Three to get ready,
Now go, cat, go

But don't you step on my Sky Blue shoes.
You can do anything but lay off of my Sky Blue shoes.

CovisGod · Mar 7, 2013

To be honest the puns are "Way Down" on my list of current concerns

RichieGunns · Mar 7, 2013

Now now Don't be Cruel, let's give him a chance

Don't ask me Why but I think this guy will do us good, just as long as he's Steadfast, Loyal and True to the Sky Blue way!

Now lets Shake, Rattle and Roll cause (Now and then there's) A fool such as I who dreams I'm Gonna Walk Dem Golden Stairs back to the glory of the premiership lol

deanocity3 · Mar 7, 2013

RichieGunns said:
Ah Fishy Moorse!

Gone but not forgotten!

here you are

CovMatt1987 · Mar 7, 2013

Id take good old Fishey Moores back above any of those garbage bars along their now any day!!!

grego_gee · Mar 7, 2013

Talks progressing well

Talks progressing well
How long does it take to elect a new Pope?

imp:

oakey · Mar 7, 2013

The Elvis puns will annoy me for the opposite reason than nonleague gave. Elvis is treated as some sort of joke when he was a legendary talent.
Sinatra, Ella, Duke, Lennon etc don't get this infantile coverage. Those who are too young to remember Elvis will never take him seriously, which is a pity. So
Don't be cruel

RoboCCFC90 · Mar 7, 2013

oakey said:
The Elvis puns will annoy me for the opposite reason than nonleague gave. Elvis is treated as some sort of joke when he was a legendary talent.
Sinatra, Ella, Duke, Lennon etc don't get this infantile coverage. Those who are too young to remember Elvis will never take him seriously, which is a pity. So
Don't be cruel

"We thought you were dead, we thought you were dead, Mr Pressley we thought you were dead!"

But seriously how long until people starting attending games dressed as Elvis?

deanocity3 · Mar 7, 2013

oh shit wrong Elvis

RichieGunns · Mar 7, 2013

CovMatt1987 said:
Id take good old Fishey Moores back above any of those garbage bars along their now any day!!!

Hell yes!

I was gutted when they remodelled that whole area.

I knew the owners of Fishey Moorse as my family and I went there regularly from when I was a kid.

The guy who owned it tried to carry on the business in the Co-op but couldn't call it Fishey Moorse and because of it's location, it just fell apart. Shame really

The Hippadrome was anothing thing that I was angry about! Yeh it's nice what they did with the Car Museum but did they really have to sacrifice the Hippadrome to do it!

And that Clock thingy is pointless! I mean what does it do for this city?

Nothing thats what!!!

So many better things they could have done with that space!!

RoboCCFC90 · Mar 7, 2013

deanocity3 said:
View attachment 1829oh shit wrong Elvis

Lets hope our Elvis don't go Seperate Ways with the club after a few months like the last manager

WillieStanley · Mar 7, 2013

Been away all week. I don't know much about Pressley either. Can anyone fill me in on where this nick name came from?

Nonleagueherewecome · Mar 7, 2013

deanocity3 said:
View attachment 1829oh shit wrong Elvis

Now that's more like it! If it was him, I could see the Attraction...

deanocity3 · Mar 7, 2013

Nonleagueherewecome said:
Now that's more like it! If it was him, I could see the Attraction...

glad he's come here instead of chelsea

Nonleagueherewecome · Mar 7, 2013

deanocity3 said:
glad he's come here instead of chelsea

"Elvis's Sky Blue Army is here to stay?" "We can't stand up for falling down (the divisions)?"

I once sold a copy of the Notting Hill soundtrack in MVC in Leamington to Mo Konjic; he was looking for the version of "She" by Elvis Costello. Possibly the highlight of my working life!

deanocity3 · Mar 7, 2013

coming soon to the Ricoh

ajsccfc · Mar 7, 2013

RoboCCFC90 said:
"We thought you were dead, we thought you were dead, Mr Pressley we thought you were dead!"

But seriously how long until people starting attending games dressed as Elvis?

I bought a pair of Vegas Elvis sunglasses at the top of the Space Needle seven years ago. Now suddenly my purchase makes sense.

RoboCCFC90 · Mar 7, 2013

ajsccfc said:
I bought a pair of Vegas Elvis sunglasses at the top of the Space Needle seven years ago. Now suddenly my purchase makes sense.

Haha Make sure get those shiny white shoes out and we all hope too see you Shake, Rattle and Rolling at the Ricoh!

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