Saddlebrains
Well-Known Member
Who else has got one looking at the table?
Euphemism?I’m looking at my table and I have some furniture polish
Are you polishing your Wood?I’m looking at my table and I have some furniture polish
Is that some sort of pledge?I’m looking at my table and I have some furniture polish
How can a table give you an erection you sick bastard?
Unless it's a glass table with you underneath watching as an Asian hooker takes a shit on top of it?
Who else has got one looking at the table?
What's green and smells like bacon?