Fear of the unknown (2 Viewers)

[Esoterica]

We're going to be linked to many players over the next few weeks, most of who we've never heard of. There'll also be a few names who always seem to inexplicably get a mention from fans even though they've been shite for years. So what are the names that seem to come up every close season that we'll be inevitably linked to?

Here's a few to get us started...

Carl Baker
Sylvan Ebanks-Blake
Ishmael Millar

 

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[Nick]

Andrew Driver

 

[TakeMeHome]

Kurt Drago

 

[skybluebeduff]

All seven released from Norwich.

 

[Esoterica]

Andrew Driver

He's playing midtable Dutch division 2 these days for a team called De Graafschap which is the Dutch word for Jogger's Nipple.

 

[Esoterica]

All seven released from Norwich.

That John Ruddy could do a job in nets for us, why doesn't Robins go after him instead of renewing shit like Burge?!!!

 

[Chipfat]

Ex england GK still relatively young for a keeper and on thousands a week, and you are asking why him not Burge?. I'm sorry but if that is a serious question you are going to be in for a very long season.

 

[ccfcrob]

That John Ruddy could do a job in nets for us, why doesn't Robins go after him instead of renewing shit like Burge?!!!

Wages

 

[Moff]

Chris Kirkland

 

[ajsccfc]

That Norwich released list is a bit tasty, I'd be offering trials left right and centre on FM.

 

[stevefloyd]

Andrew Driver

Bus driver

 

[stevefloyd]

Andrew Driver

Bus driver

 

[stevefloyd]

hmmmm so I said it twice then

 

[Esoterica]

hmmmm so I said it twice then

Always the way isn't it? Wait all day for a bus and then two come along at once.

 

[Esoterica]

Wages

Well if SISU had any ambition...

 

[Nick]

Well if SISU had any ambition...

Think he would play in League 2, ambition or not?

 

[MusicDating]

hmmmm so I said it twice then

You've just covered getting there and back...

 

[Skyblueweeman]

JC


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[Moff]

JC


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Jesus Christ* or Joe Cole?

Close to JG.....Julian Gray.

(* No offence to anyone of a religious nature)

 

[Esoterica]

Think he would play in League 2, ambition or not?

For the right price, he's already played for England so his ambitions are met and obviously likes 1 club cities. If I was Robins I'd get former Norwich players Greg Downs and Robert Rosario to ring him up and vouch for the club. I already know he likes the area as i saw him at Warwick castle once with his kids.

 

[Esoterica]

Ex england GK still relatively young for a keeper and on thousands a week, and you are asking why him not Burge?. I'm sorry but if that is a serious question you are going to be in for a very long season.

Of course not!! I am a sensible and highly respected poster. It's just a parody of the sort of shit that gets spouted every pre-season. Football fans are generally stupid and the off-season is always a gold mine of idiocy. In fact I don't even like football, it just makes me feel a bit superior. :angelic:

 

[Moff]

For the right price, he's already played for England so his ambitions are met and obviously likes 1 club cities. If I was Robins I'd get former Norwich players Greg Downs and Robert Rosario to ring him up and vouch for the club. I already know he likes the area as i saw him at Warwick castle once with his kids.

But did he go shopping at Tesco Arena Park. If so it will be nailed on!

 

[hill83]

Bus driver

Taxi driver
Car
Bike
Boat
Boateng

 

[Skybluefaz]

For the right price, he's already played for England so his ambitions are met and obviously likes 1 club cities. If I was Robins I'd get former Norwich players Greg Downs and Robert Rosario to ring him up and vouch for the club. I already know he likes the area as i saw him at Warwick castle once with his kids.

Otherwise known as the Mowbray approach

 

[1nilandwe...]

Bring back Eric Black

 

[Esoterica]

I'm sure Akinfenwa will get plenty of mentions too when we still haven't signed anyone over 5 foot 8 by August.

 

[CovisGod]

Chris Eagles

 

[Skybluefaz]

Joe Murphy, always Joe Murphy

 

[Esoterica]

We've sunk low enough to finally sign Richard Duffy on a permanent deal after his 61 loan appearances in 4 spells too

 

[Chipfat]

Surely seeing a player buying KFC in Walsgrave will get a mention. Or Louis Saha staying at a hotel will become 100 pages of shite.

And that's without the return of Baker, Kirkland, Maca and signing of the season Theo Walcott.

 

[stevefloyd]

Is that made up about Duffy or true?

 

[skybluesam66]

Is that made up about Duffy or true?

Warwick Avenue or Stephen Tin Tin?

 

[Grendel]

Is that made up about Duffy or true?

It's made up - it's 64 appearances in 4 loan spells.

 

[Adge]

Warwick Avenue or Stephen Tin Tin?

As long as you don't "kiss me with your mouth".

 

[Fergusons_Beard]

Julian Joachim, Julian Gray (apparently he's still here) and Phil Masinga (saw him at the KFC).....


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