Fly on the wall?? (1 Viewer)

[ecky]

Ok this is a bit of fun, so get your imagination running?

Imagine your a fly on the wall in Steve Waggotts office, and your interviewing the next to be CCFC manager...what do you think he would be asking or saying to the successful candidate???

I will start the ball rolling...

Mr .....i will offer you a 4 year contract, like i did Mr Pressley..

 

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[skybluedan]

There will be funds available.....for the loan market

 

[Terry Gibson's perm]

60p in the pound

 

[Chipfat]

I have looked you up on google and from what i can see you could be what we are looking for etc......

By the way,, the Sunday pub team you manage would they want compo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[skybluetony176]

You will have the sixth largest budget in league 2.

 

[RegTheDonk]

We won't sell any of our best players.

 

[Terry Gibson's perm]

We will support you with the fans right up until they start to get on mine and Timmy's case and then you my friend are f*****d

 

[Silence_Is_The_Enemy]

coventry city have some promising youngsters breaking through who we should be able to profit from in the form of a brilliant fee ...... sorry future a brilliant future

 

[Terry Gibson's perm]

If I was a fly on the wall in his office I would land on his sandwich and leave him with one of the options below

Diseases carried by house flies include typhoid, cholera and dysentery. Other diseases carried by house flies include salmonella, anthrax and tuberculosis. House flies have also been known to transmit the eggs of parasitic worms.

 

[SkyblueBazza]

Do you like football?

PUSB

 

[The Gentleman]

You can do what you want because I will never get the sack

 

[ccfcway]

we are only 3 weeks away from announcing where the new stadium is. Its likely we will win our next court case. We have one of the biggest budgets in League One. This is a premier league set up.

 

[steveecov]

Excuse me Mr Mowbray it's that damned fly again........SPLATTT....transmission ends

 

[ccfcway]

I will arrange a fans forum for you to meet RFC, who will fully support you and all of your endeavours (defeats)

 

[steveecov]

Now here's Tim to tell you about our new stadium.

 

[steveecov]

If I was a fly on the wall in his office I would land on his sandwich and leave him with one of the options below

Diseases carried by house flies include typhoid, cholera and dysentery. Other diseases carried by house flies include salmonella, anthrax and tuberculosis. House flies have also been known to transmit the eggs of parasitic worms.[/QUOT


Yeah I used to have some of those BR sandwiches

 

[steveecov]

Oh by the way did you bring those LEGO bricks I asked for?

 

[Terry Gibson's perm]

Could you change the initials of your name to sp please as we are a little bit low on training kit so would like you to use the ex managers.

 

[steveecov]

Sorry little fly...thought you were a bloody WASP

 

[Monkeyface]

Here at CCFC we are proud to call ourselves a Living Wage Employer, this means you can expect to earn £7.85ph.

 

[Chipfat]

How good are you at polishing turds!!!

 

[steveecov]

What ..... none of the stock in the shop fitted?....NEXT

 

[steveecov]

How good are you at polishing turds!!!

Let me introduce you to TIM

 

[ccfcway]

In our coventry homes, you want s sh1t striker, we have one to spare, if you dont like all those, we will loan one from there, in our coventry homes

 

[Chipfat]

Do you think my eyes are to close together,,Oh, by the way i know fuck all about football but i have fooled these fans for ages about my knowledge ,, so stick with me and we will make a manager out of you yet.....

 

[Kingokings204]

"As you may know we haven't got much money and a big budget so out of interest do you do any DIY?"

 

[Chipfat]

Don't worry training will be provided ,, have you ever heard of the Ken D school of football excellence!!!!!!!!!!!! Clipboard at the ready...

 

[steveecov]

It won't hurt. Just a small prick....What is it?.....Oh it's Coventry DNA.

 

[Monkeyface]

Now I know what you might be thinking... "11 managers in our 8 year ownership of the club is a lot" but let me assure you each and everyone of those, despite being the right man for the job at the time, turned out to be useless, and their poor record has absolutely nothing to do with the way we run thus club.

 

[steveecov]

Oh and that 40% win ratio.....bit like tax....we'll reduce that for you.

 

[Chipfat]

Hi I'm Steve,, i am the director, football development officer, illusionist,,Chairmen oh and promoted to club Doctor today, i am shit at all these roles but that's how i roll... Right ,,,Now that's enough about me, you up for a challenge then son!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..

 

[Skyblueweeman]

We're probably bringing in Joe Cole on loan.

 

[steveecov]

We're probably bringing in Joe Cole on loan.

And his dad Old King

 

[Kingokings204]

Hello candidate and I'm Steve waggot, you may remember me from my good work at Charlton?

 

[Terry Gibson's perm]

I am starting to think that the honeymoon period is over for this character Waggot.