Form an orderly queue (1 Viewer)

Saddlebrains · Jul 27, 2023

A ticketing system will be in place like the cheese counter, all cocks need to be washed before hand, can only jizz once and if you take longer than 8 minutes you will be sent to the overflow room to finish yourself off

Vol-au-Vaunts will be on hand for those who are peckish and squash is available on the table

See you all soon PUSB

Skyblueweeman · Jul 27, 2023

I was going to ask if you're doing a tour and taking in Portsmouth.

Then I remembered that I'm a 43yr old married man asking a random man if he's given handjobs in Pompey.

Saddlebrains · Jul 27, 2023

Skyblueweeman said:
I was going to ask if you're doing a tour and taking in Portsmouth.

Then I remembered that I'm a 43yr old married man asking a random man if he's given handjobs in Pompey.

I am down on the south coast for a few nights soon so im happy to nip in if the wife doesnt mind?

covcity4life · Jul 27, 2023

Fuck off man you didn't say anything about it having to be washed first.

Dickhead I actually thought you would do it

More fool me

Kingokings204 · Jul 27, 2023

I haven’t had a wank today in preparation for this moment.

mark82 · Jul 27, 2023

Skyblueweeman said:
I was going to ask if you're doing a tour and taking in Portsmouth.

Then I remembered that I'm a 43yr old married man asking a random man if he's given handjobs in Pompey.

Standard Saturday night in Pompey?

Ccfcisparks · Jul 27, 2023

Kingokings204 said:
I haven’t had a wank today in preparation for this moment.

I haven't either, but I couldnt control myself when MVE got announced

Brighton Sky Blue · Jul 27, 2023

This is what you've all signed up to folks

Greggs · Jul 27, 2023

Saddlebrains said:
A ticketing system will be in place like the cheese counter, all cocks need to be washed before hand, can only jizz once and if you take longer than 8 minutes you will be sent to the overflow room to finish yourself off

Vol-au-Vaunts will be on hand for those who are peckish and squash is available on the table

See you all soon PUSB

Mmmmm spunky Vol-au-Vants........

Grendel · Jul 27, 2023

I think I’ll give it a miss

Hoofhearted · Jul 27, 2023

Greggs · Jul 27, 2023

Grendel said:
I think I’ll give it a miss

Prefer just to watch? You seem the type.

Skyblueweeman · Jul 27, 2023

mark82 said:
Standard Saturday night in Pompey?

Thanks for coming down last week mate

skyblu3sk · Jul 27, 2023

Ccfcisparks · Jul 27, 2023

Greggs said:
Mmmmm spunky Vol-au-Vants........

SPUNK?! I thought that was creamy mushroom

fatso · Jul 27, 2023

Greggs said:
Mmmmm spunky Vol-au-Vants........

Soggy-vants

napolimp · Jul 28, 2023

Fuckin hell, the forum really has hit cock bottom.

Johhny Blue · Jul 28, 2023

Greggs said:
Prefer just to watch? You seem the type.

We can choose a watch instead?

rob9872 · Jul 28, 2023

napolimp said:
cock bottom.

bigfatronssba · Jul 28, 2023

Is lube provided or do I need to bring my own?

rob9872 · Jul 28, 2023

bigfatronssba said:
Is lube provided or do I need to bring my own?

LuBinks

Sbarcher · Jul 28, 2023

rob9872 said:
LuBinks

Understand he has excellent ball control.

vow · Jul 28, 2023

What is this regarding!?

... I'll partake none the less

Covcraig@bury · Jul 28, 2023

Saddlebrains said:
I am down on the south coast for a few nights soon so im happy to nip in if the wife doesnt mind?

So you’re doing a countrywide tour ( come one cum all )

first cum first served .

eastwoodsdustman · Jul 28, 2023

Are you supplying snacks as well? If so could I have a bag of salt and vinegar crisps please?

Wyken Sky Blue · Jul 28, 2023

If you're here for the yodelling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly orderly queue

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Covkid1968# · Jul 28, 2023

Sorry I’m out…. All sounds a bit impersonal for me. Bet you’re not even going to make eye contact and you’ll be thinking of who’s next.

Kingokings204 · Jul 28, 2023

Covkid1968# said:
Sorry I’m out…. All sounds a bit impersonal for me. Bet you’re not even going to make eye contact and you’ll be thinking of who’s next.

don’t worry there is a loyalty points based system for away game wanks.

WestEndAgro · Jul 28, 2023

Esoterica · Jul 28, 2023

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