I was going to ask if you're doing a tour and taking in Portsmouth.
Then I remembered that I'm a 43yr old married man asking a random man if he's given handjobs in Pompey.
Standard Saturday night in Pompey?I was going to ask if you're doing a tour and taking in Portsmouth.
Then I remembered that I'm a 43yr old married man asking a random man if he's given handjobs in Pompey.
I haven't either, but I couldnt control myself when MVE got announcedI haven’t had a wank today in preparation for this moment.
Mmmmm spunky Vol-au-Vants........A ticketing system will be in place like the cheese counter, all cocks need to be washed before hand, can only jizz once and if you take longer than 8 minutes you will be sent to the overflow room to finish yourself off
Vol-au-Vaunts will be on hand for those who are peckish and squash is available on the table
See you all soon PUSB
Prefer just to watch? You seem the type.I think I’ll give it a miss
Thanks for coming down last week mateStandard Saturday night in Pompey?
SPUNK?! I thought that was creamy mushroomMmmmm spunky Vol-au-Vants........
Soggy-vantsMmmmm spunky Vol-au-Vants........
We can choose a watch instead?Prefer just to watch? You seem the type.
cock bottom.
LuBinksIs lube provided or do I need to bring my own?
Understand he has excellent ball control.LuBinks
So you’re doing a countrywide tour ( come one cum all )I am down on the south coast for a few nights soon so im happy to nip in if the wife doesnt mind?
Sorry I’m out…. All sounds a bit impersonal for me. Bet you’re not even going to make eye contact and you’ll be thinking of who’s next.
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