Transfer Rumour Former player in talks with us! - Courtney Baker Richardson (3 Viewers)

[IrishSkyBlue]

Roy O'Donovan :nailbiting:

just got a shudder down my back reading that name!

 

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[stevefloyd]

just got a shudder down my back reading that name!

I got shudders just thinking about reading that name

 

[Liquid Gold]

I got shudders just thinking about reading that name

I get shudders thinking about other people thinking about that name

 

[JulianDarbyFTW]

Ha not heard that in years but I recon we had a different variation in the west country...
The version I learn was:

Do Your ears hang low?
Do they dangle to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot?
Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you throw 'em o'er your shoulder
Like a regimental soldier?
Do your ears. hang. low?

The Rik Mayall version was:

Do your balls hang low?
Can you swing them to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Do you get a funny feeling
When they're dangling from the ceiling?
Oh you'll never be a sailor if your balls hang low.

 

[stevefloyd]

I get shudders thinking about other people thinking about that name

I get shudders thing about other people thinking about thinking of that name

 

[stevefloyd]

meanwhile...Ruffian has the name been mentioned in this thread anywhere yet?

 

[Deleted member 5849]

Is the player animal, vegetable, or mineral?

 

[Liquid Gold]

Is the player animal, vegetable, or mineral?

Most of ours seems to be vegetables

 

[Deleted member 5849]

Does the player live in a treehouse?

 

[oucho]

I get shudders thing about other people thinking about thinking of that name

He was fucking crap, let's face it. Like a parks player. He would be 1st on my teamsheet of "Worst CCFC XI" all day long.

Stephen Elliot?

 

[Deleted member 5849]

Did the player act the part of an orc in the Lord of the Rings trilogy?

 

[Deleted member 5849]

Does the player have an unusually shaped scrotum?

 

[Deleted member 5849]

Has the player spent time spooning John Craven on a Countryfile retreat?

 

[Liquid Gold]

I get shudders thing about other people thinking about thinking of that name

 

[Deleted member 5849]

Is the player used to denying rumours that the turnips they farm in Church Lawford are not GM, but are actually organic?

 

[IrishSkyBlue]

Its mifsud, they couldnt afford to fly him with easyjet or ryanair hes on a horse and cart will be ready for us by start next season!

 

[Polar]

SLEEVES! (Stephen Elliot)

 

[oucho]

Its mifsud, they couldnt afford to fly him with easyjet or ryanair hes on a horse and cart will be ready for us by start next season!

The horse and cart will probably be a more effective strike pairing than last season's forward line, to be fair.

 

[Polar]

Im just going to name random former strikers/fowards on the hope I might get it right.

Shaun Miller
Cuba Akpom
Mathieu Manset
Nathan Delfouneso
Stephen Elliott
Michael Mifsud
Clinton Morrison
Kevin Kyle
Robbie Simpson
Stern John
Dele Adebola
Frank Nouble
Lateef Elford-Alliyu
Simeon Jackson
Nick Proschwitz

Oh god...there's some good strikers in there but also some terrible ones that I had just managed to forget.

 

[IrishSkyBlue]

The horse and cart will probably be a more effective strike pairing than last season's forward line, to be fair.

true the cart can hold up the ball and the horse can zidane over it and back heel it into the goal i can just iamgien the jersey sales and name on the back, horse & cart 99!

 

[SkyBlueScottie]

The Rik Mayall version was:

Do your balls hang low?
Can you swing them to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Do you get a funny feeling
When they're dangling from the ceiling?
Oh you'll never be a sailor if your balls hang low.

Therefore, the definitive version.

 

[Happy_Martian]

Julian Darby ? David Rennie ?

 

[Liquid Gold]

true the cart can hold up the ball and the horse can zidane over it and back heel it into the goal i can just iamgien the jersey sales and name on the back, horse & cart 99!

Mifsud's for Malta, it's Vincetti that's from Jersey

 

[JonSilletBang]

Lee Mills

 

[Polar]

I think I've cracked it....

Mathieu Manset recently had a run of 12 goalless games for League Two Outfit Cheltenham town. Cheltenham are known as 'the Robins'.

Bonjour, Mathieu!

 

[pastythegreat]

Is the player animal, vegetable, or mineral?

Definitely a vegetable if he's thinking of coming back to cov!

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[pastythegreat]

Did the player act the part of an orc in the Lord of the Rings trilogy?

Carlos Teves?!?!

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[robbiethemole]

Ha not heard that in years but I recon we had a different variation in the west country...
The version I learn was:

Do Your ears hang low?
Do they dangle to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot?
Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you throw 'em o'er your shoulder
Like a regimental soldier?
Do your ears. hang. low?

sustitute balls for ears and that's the proper version

 

[Brylowes]

Just quickly trawled the thread and someone's already asked the question I was thinking,
Is Marlon King still residing at her majesty's pleasure.

 

[trueskyblue87]

Chris Dagnall?

 

[ajsccfc]

Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got something to say
But nothing comes out when they move their lips
Just a bunch of gibberish
Motherfuckers act like they forgot about Dre

Former Coventry City striker Andre Wright released by West Brom

 

[lifeskyblue]

Whatever happened to Alex nimely?


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[richnrg]

Calum Davenport :cigar:

 

[Liquid Gold]

oooooo I've fucking cracked it. I know what it is!!!!

It doesn't say he is in talks to sign for us, he may be in talks to buy us....

I take your shit ex players and raise you...

SAM ALLARDYCE!!!!

 

[Polar]

Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got something to say
But nothing comes out when they move their lips
Just a bunch of gibberish
Motherfuckers act like they forgot about Dre

Former Coventry City striker Andre Wright released by West Brom

No, please no...