Fuck off Neville (1 Viewer)

clint van damme

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Peter Drury is fucking painful.

Imagine his missus asking what he's doing that day and she's getting a poem back.

Someone should explain to him that it's not golden goal, Newcastle haven't actually won yet.
 

AOM

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I'm assuming Newcastle have given their fans free scarves. Good idea really, maybe something we can put on when we get to Wembley in May? ;)
 

Nick

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He's always done my head in, even back in the PES days.
Feel like his dramatic enthusiasm is so forced and designed for short viral video clips
Yeah it is. It's hard to watch a game with him commenting.
 
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Diogenes

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(KITCHING SCORES A LAST MINUTE HEADER AGAINST WREXHAM ON A MIDWEEK NOVEMBER EVENING TO TIE THE GAME 1-1)

DRURY: COVENTRY CITY HAVE BEEN COOKING, AND KITCHING IS ON FIRE! THE BOY FROM BARNSLEY HAS BECOME A MAN IN CV6, HE HAS WRITTEN HIS NAME INTO THE SKY BLUE TOMES OF HISTORY FOR ALL ETERNITY, STANDING TALL ALONGSIDE THE GIANTS OF YESTERYEAR, CLARRIE BOURTON, SKY BLUE SAM, JIMMY HILL ARE ALL LOOKING DOWN FROM THE SKY BLUE HEAVENS.
 

shmmeee

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(KITCHING SCORES A LAST MINUTE HEADER AGAINST WREXHAM ON A MIDWEEK NOVEMBER EVENING TO TIE THE GAME 1-1)

DRURY: COVENTRY CITY HAVE BEEN COOKING, AND KITCHING IS ON FIRE! THE BOY FROM BARNSLEY HAS BECOME A MAN IN CV6, HE HAS WRITTEN HIS NAME INTO THE SKY BLUE TOMES OF HISTORY FOR ALL ETERNITY, STANDING TALL ALONGSIDE THE GIANTS OF YESTERYEAR, CLARRIE BOURTON, SKY BLUE SAM, JIMMY HILL ARE ALL LOOKING DOWN FROM THE SKY BLUE HEAVENS.

Wait Sam is dead? Am I the only one seeing him on the pitch?
 

Nick

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"Haji Wright—unstoppable, unplayable, unforgettable! A hat-trick for the ages in the bright light of day, and Sunderland will see his name in their nightmares!"


From the very first whistle, he played like a man possessed, like a man who knew this was his stage, his script to write. The first—raw, ruthless, rifled into the net with all the force of Coventry’s ambition. The second—spot-kick perfection, a moment of cold-blooded composure, Wright standing over the ball as the whole stadium held its breath… and then, the release! Keeper sent sprawling, ball nestling in the net, Sky Blue voices raised in celebration!


And then… oh, the third! The one they’ll talk about for years! Wright, through on goal, the keeper rushing out, panic in red and white—but Wright, oh, Wright! He sees the moment before it happens, the picture painted in his mind. A delicate chip, a stroke of pure footballing artistry, lifting the ball effortlessly over the desperate dive. The keeper can only watch, the fans erupt, the match ball is his!


Haji Wright—remember the name! This was his day, his masterpiece, his hat-trick! Sky Blues triumphant!"
 

Adge

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Peter Drury is fucking painful.

Imagine his missus asking what he's doing that day and she's getting a poem back.
Yep-stinks the place out. On a par with Jonathan Pearce as the worst.
 

Para1140

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Neville in the same mold as Lineker. Both a bunch of hypocritical pricks.
Give me a female footballer commentating over them pair any day
 

rob9872

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For anyone bothered by any of them whether good, bad, or indifferent, if you don't feel they add anything, then fast forward or turn off their analysis. If it's in-game punditry, then put them on mute, watch the game, and put some music on. I'm not a fan of many (quite like Lee Hendrie tbh) but none bother me that much, however there are alternatives to being rattled.
 

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