Funny and rude names thread (1 Viewer)

[Brighton Sky Blue]

The classics:

Ben Dover
Mike Rack
Mike Hunt
Mike Oxmells-Grimm
Norma Stitz
Hugh Jass
Phil McCrack

Any others? Always make me laugh far more than they should

 

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[Sky Blue Harry H]

Prefer the ones that occur in real life, rather than contrived.
My wife went to school with a Cherry Blakewell, and a schoolmate of mine was Robin Hood (3rd boy, so could have saddled another with that before). Come across loads as I worked in Education, and some of the kids names were scarcely believable. May revisit thread if they come back to me.

 

[Brighton Sky Blue]

Looking through family history I came across a William Shakespeare from Calcutta in the 1890s.

 

[hill83]

Richard Head

 

[Wyken Sky Blue]

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Just type a rude name and see what comes up. One I posted earlier in the year:

 

[Brighton Sky Blue]

Anita Gofradump

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

Anyone with the surname shufflebottom

 

[Houchens Head]

Oliver Sudden
Francis Ashithole

 

[Wyken Sky Blue]

Anita Gofradump

 

[Otis]

There is an American footballer called Randy Bullock.

 

[Otis]

Anyone with the surname shufflebottom

I used to know a Colin Shufflebottom. He tried to convince everyone it was pronounced Shufflebotham

 

[Otis]

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Just type a rude name and see what comes up. One I posted earlier in the year:

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I found a Don Key a few months ago. Resides in the US.

I was talking to a friend about donkey sanctuaries and wondered if there was actually a bloke called Don Key, so I googled it and there was.

 

[publican1990]

 

[SBT]

Deadspin used to do a great rundown of crazy American names every year

Deadspin | Presenting The 2019 Name Of The Year Bracket

Deadspin | Presenting The 2019 Name Of The Year Bracket

deadspin.com

 

[Houchens Head]

Freda Livery

 

[skybluetony176]

I know an Irish man called Dick Burns which is double funny thanks to Father Ted.

 

[PurpleBin]

Roger Daynuss

 

[Ian1779]

When I worked at Levi’s in my teens we spent an afternoon searching the worldwide staff database....
Really wanted to ask Fanny Pong if it was true.

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

I’m sure there was a presenter on Atlantic 252 back in the day called Robin Banks

 

[PurpleBin]

I’m sure there was a presenter on Atlantic 252 back in the day called Robin Banks

Jeeez. Thats a blast from the past. Think the DJs all had mad names

 

[Skybluefaz]

Bill Oddie.

 

[Saddlebrains]

I had a sri lankan colleague when i was working in a warehouse years ago.


Pushma Poobakin.

Not even a lie

 

[Houchens Head]

I’m sure there was a presenter on Atlantic 252 back in the day called Robin Banks

Are you thinking of Rob Da Bank, the Radio 1 DJ? He was a mate of mine when I lived on the Isle of Wight. I used to help run his Music Club in Newport.
Rob da Bank's Music Club | Facebook

 

[rob9872]

Dixi Normous
Minjita
Ivana Humpalot
Alotta Vagina

 

[Kneeza]

Nigel Farage

 

[Kneeza]

Or Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson.
Too stupid to be real?

 

[Houchens Head]

Or Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson.
Too stupid to be real?

I believe the 'P' in Pfeffel is silent? I often have a silent pee. Usually at around 4 in the morning!

 

[Sbarcher]

I know an Irish man called Dick Burns which is double funny thanks to Father Ted.

That’s strange. I used to work with a Willie Burns.

 

[Kneeza]

I believe the 'P' in Pfeffel is silent? I often have a silent pee. Usually at around 4 in the morning!

It's pronounced 'piffle', so no, you're wrong.
On with socks now.

 

[fernandopartridge]

Used to work for the Valuation Office years ago, saw a conveyancing solicitor named Pat Cockhead

 

[shmmeee]

Knew someone called Dick Shakeshaft, got a friend called Alex Hunt who’s dad is called Michael.

And my mates mum swears blind she once treated a patient called Mustapha Baff

 

[Brighton Sky Blue]

Endless entertainment cheers chaps!

 

[stay_up_skyblues]

This guy popped up on FM the other week.

Heanor Town have a player named Fortunate Sithole.

Fortunate Sithole - Heanor Town Football Club First Team

Fortunate Sithole player profile for Heanor Town Football Club First Team

www.heanortownfc.co.uk

 

[Brighton Sky Blue]

Of course a certain Mr B’Astard refereed a Cup final once upon a time.

 

[Houchens Head]

Anyone remember an opticians in Cov a few years ago. Seymour's! True!