Been doing some digging and it looks like SkyBlueUltra was on West Terrace messageboard. Didn't go on there myself, but I was aware of his work through the rivals network, and this particular match preview when we played Portsmouth some time back:
I licks Pumpy fans. At thirst i thinkings them bit wiredo cuz off dat ugly munster wiv hat and ding dong bellend dat him use to be makes CHEESE N CHIMES dip for doridos.
Then i realises that for sailor boy them actuals alright. I helped them fite off invasion form Somali pirates leaded by Jonny Dipp. Them look afters me and gift me lot off cheese sandwidges. Thems did buggers me sensless thirst but i am cathlick so dat nothing new.
Pumpys is desendants off Pumpadon the 2nd. Him leaded lesser knowed invasion off England in 1067, one year after Willy da Conker sail over wiv Norman and stops evreyone listning to Saxon records. Pumpadon taked over littel spot off land and settles dare wiv is army of 12 men and goat calls Buck. Pumpadon not ferry brite and forgettings to brings wimmin wiv him so in end thems has havings sexy time wiv Buck. Crazed half goat mutants was borned. Part off modern Portmouth is name Buckland after them. These mutants was finally distroys by army form Sotonampton in 1295. Sneeky sotan army dressings as female goat and stickings razor blade in lady part insertshun hole. When mutants tries to gift them one them havings nasty shock! Soton army thems finishing them off by pefoamings MORRIS DANCING and makings them watch. Mutants top themself rather than havings sore winky AND havings to watch wiredos dance!
Diss why pumpy and soton not licks each other mutch.
Pumpy is in boat moors next to us at canal basin in town. Diffrence is thems is sinkings bit kwiker than our one. Thems god deducts -10 point cuz them in catstration. This maked them bottom off table and gifting hope to team lick us.
As diss be 66 pointer i thinkings diss game has all makings off a classic 3 - 3 drawed full of sitilating football dat not be out off plaice at Bernardbow stadyum.
Yes, both teams may be drowning but them certainly still flayling arm and swimmings furious.
Play up Sky Blues & Play up Poopy Pumpy!
SBU score perdict:
SKY BLUES 5
POOPY PUMPY 5
Attendants: 16,347
Lucky food: Appleton Pie wiv custurd.
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