Golden rules on surviving to the end of the film (1 Viewer)

[Bunnykins]

Just what are those golden rules we should all stick to if we want to survive to the end of the horror film ? ........ lets kick off with

1. when the lights fuse during a storm, don't go in the cellar alone

2. ensure you always have enough petrol i the car

3.Dont be the stupid screaming girlies

4.Dont buy that creepy, lonely house in the middle of nowhere with the creepy servants

5.Dont annoy the butler and tip him generously

6.its always behind you so just run and don't look back. Also another point there, just a small suggestion - dont fall over!

7.Never have a sex, bonkers always get killed. I think the murderer is jealous.

8.And never breathe a big sigh of relief thinking no one saw you



what else should you do ????

 

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[City Nut]

they r films. most arent true!

i just go sleep!

 

[tehspecialone]

Never say i'll be right back. The people who say that always die...

 

[im-confused]

Never be the cocky one who thinks they'll never get killed. they always die eventually.

Also never get killed... I think that one is straight forward enough!

 

[Bunnykins]

Why Do The Likes of Rocky James Bond etc ALWAYS Come out on top Soooooo Predictable :?

 

[im-confused]

james bond will die one of these days.. 'cause I'm gonna kill him.

 

[skyblueprincess]

Can i help you ??????
hehehe!!!

 

[Nick]

Horror films are predictable full stop!

 

[City Nut]

the sound fx always build it up to wen sumthin will happen anyways!

 

[Bunnykins]

Why is There ALWAYS a Thunderstorm? And why if someone is Being chased in a House do they ALWAYS Run Upstairs? Where theres less chance of escaping.

 

[Bunnykins]

And one Day Rocky WILL lose a Fight

 

[Eilcon]

If you have somehow managed to get one over on the killer and he is seemingly dead FINISH HIM do not drop the knife/gun and run away because you know what will happen. Please just shoot him in the head/stab him in the throat.

 

[alexdec89]

when you feel that things go way too good...you are with your friends on a trip to countryside...flying on the road on a clear sunny day, listening to music and making lots of jokes...don't wait for the night to come...muhahahaha...the person you've seen in the distance for a sec and looked like a piece of your imagination was real