Grounds for a divorce? (1 Viewer)

[redsox]

Picture this, I am at work, my 9 year old son has been ill for the last few days, off school, etc , etc, vomiting, running a temperature. My wife texts me tonight 4 hrs into my night shift to tell me............................WHO WON BLOODY STRICTLY!!

 

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[stupot07]

Yeah bin her off.....














....only joking!
You can't beat a bit of strictly!

 

[wingy]

Give her the ELBOW!!

 

[Houchens Head]

Definately dump her! Who gives a toss about Strictly Cum Dancin' anyway? Bunch of fairies!

 

[Tad]

Hope your son feels better before Christmas. Horrible time for a kid to be ill.

 

[Mucca Mad Boys]

Grounds for Divorce is a great song.

@wingy good joke there.

 

[redsox]

Thanks Tad, for your kind thoughts and cheers to the rest of you too , though I don't quite know why I'm asking Marital advice from a bunch of delusional , manic depressive pedants. I think I've covered all of the bases there.............but I love you all anyway.

 

[Otis]

Me too.

But only in a manly huggy type of way rather than in a strokey, poutey lippy, flashing my eyelids type of way.

Can't speak for Redsox of course.

 

[Regis87]

I was out and missed it !
Who won ?

 

[Otis]

It was a draw.

We were leading at half-time though.

 

[blueflint]

i missed it too who won strictly then

 

[Otis]

Who gives a flying fig.

Do people on here actually watch that kind of dross? :facepalm:

 

[Houchens Head]

Who gives a flying fig.

Do people on here actually watch that kind of dross? :facepalm:

Obviously they do, Otis. Ah well, at least some of us are REAL men. C'mon Otis, race you to Rainbows...............................

 

[wingy]

Obviously they do, Otis. Ah well, at least some of us are REAL men. C'mon Otis, race you to Rainbows...............................

Think you been focusing on the wrong half of the equation,what about the likes of Flavia and the like romping around with next to nothing on and bodies fit as Butchers dogs,worth a little channel hopping surely.:facepalm:

 

[Houchens Head]

Think you been focusing on the wrong half of the equation,what about the likes of Flavia and the like romping around with next to nothing on and bodies fit as Butchers dogs,worth a little channel hopping surely.:facepalm:

I've never watched a single minute from any one of the whole series since it started. Something in the title tends to give a hint as to what the show is about. Feel the same about Big Brother, X Idol, Pop Factor, I Want To Be a Celebrity, etc. etc....

Can't stand 'em! In fact I watch very little telly these days.

 

[Otis]

I've never watched a single minute from any one of the whole series since it started. Something in the title tends to give a hint as to what the show is about. Feel the same about Big Brother, X Idol, Pop Factor, I Want To Be a Celebrity, etc. etc....

Can't stand 'em! In fact I watch very little telly these days.

Exactly the same here Houch.

Never watched Strictly, X Factor, Popr Idol, Britains' got Talent, Dancing on Ice or I'm a Celebrity.

Used to watch Big brother but gave up on it many years ago.

 

[redsox]

:laugh::laugh:

Me too.

But only in a manly huggy type of way rather than in a strokey, poutey lippy, flashing my eyelids type of way.

Can't speak for Redsox of course.

You can speak for me Otis...........if you let me sit on your lap............ha ha.......actually may need to be the other way 'round as I'm in danger of generating my own gravity field this Christmas

 

[Otis]

Are you Derren Brown then?

 

[Blue Maniac]

I've never watched a single minute from any one of the whole series since it started. Something in the title tends to give a hint as to what the show is about. Feel the same about Big Brother, X Idol, Pop Factor, I Want To Be a Celebrity, etc. etc....

Can't stand 'em! In fact I watch very little telly these days.

Marvellous, I thought I was the only one.

 

[redsox]

Are you Derren Brown then?

No just afat b******d!!

 

[Otis]

And increasingly so over the next few days I would guess!