It only shows up on CRB if you get caught
Never forget (I suppose he won't either if the belief is true) the 'conversation' I once had with Sam, in a deserted corridor at HR on a Saturday evening late 1990's.
A mates missus had hired a room in the Main Stand complex for his 40th. A few of us had just got back from Spurs away where I'm certain we'd got a well earned draw.
I came out of the toilet and at the other end of an otherwise empty corridor was Sam, walking towards me.
I started enthusing about the performance and result but it soon became apparent the flow of conversation would be one way only.
I felt a little awkward and briefly thought about running toward him for a flying hug. But I didn't.