This is why we shouldn’t have started singing about Doug king so early! He’s clearly very arrogant.
Why are people fixated on songs being accurate in this one situation?
PUSB - we actually lose quite often, we don't tend to actually 'fight' all that much, and don't play those teams.
IOCH - do people actually want a cathedral that don't have one? is our accent actually that unusual?
Fadz - not sure his head's that big for his size, and we don't know his drinking habits as far as I can tell!
Sheaf - he's not actually everywhere, unless we're implying he's a deity of some sort, which would be a stretch.
Kelly - he does, sometimes, actually give the ball away. I've seen it happen. He even did it at Wembley.
It's a song. It generates some noise and atmosphere. Fun Police, bore off!