Hans Far-Umbongo (2 Viewers)

Gray

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• Mar 6, 2012

• #1

tongo international signing on a free tomorrow, for rest of the season

 

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The soothsayer

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• Mar 6, 2012

• #2

Is that THE umbongo? of the peoples republic of tongo? I thought he had a broken lego?

 

TheRoyalScam

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• Mar 6, 2012

• #3

I heard we were signing the Hungarian international striker Trans Ferem Bargo.

 

ccfctommy

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• Mar 6, 2012

• #4

Tongo Haha!

 

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hughescov

New Member

• Mar 6, 2012

• #5

You've been Tongoed!!

 

Houchens Head

Fairly well known member from Malvern

• Mar 6, 2012

• #6

I heard it was the Dutch striker, Hertz Van Rental

 

torchomatic

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• Mar 6, 2012

• #7

I wish we had enough money to sign up and coming African striker Nopot T'Pissin.

 

Changeyourface

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• Mar 6, 2012

• #8

I heard he's very popular in the congo.

 

MatthewWallis

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• Mar 6, 2012

• #9

torchomatic said:

I wish we had enough money to sign up and coming African striker Nopot T'Pissin.

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Hahaha

 

TheRoyalScam

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• Mar 6, 2012

• #10

Seriously, I've heard rumours that we're looking at the Israeli U-21 winger Noah Kountsyet.

 

Otis

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• Mar 6, 2012

• #11

And that little bald headed midifeld schemer, Hoffman Nogo.

 

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superskyblue

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• Mar 6, 2012

• #12

With the amount of cuts SISU are making I'm surprised Margaret Thatcher hasn't been put on the board.

 

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_brian_

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• Mar 6, 2012

• #13

I've heard rumours that we're signing "No One" from Czechoslovakia!!! LOL! Love it lads! Keep 'em coming!!!

 

Houchens Head

Fairly well known member from Malvern

• Mar 6, 2012

• #14

Isn't it that German midfielder Herr Wego Agin?

 

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tippex9

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• Mar 6, 2012

• #15

Nope, it's a double swoop of Italian u-21s Yul Belucki and Liven Inope

 

rob9872

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• Mar 6, 2012

• #16

Tim Fisher has just tweeted that we are interested in Nostn N'turnd

 

edgy

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• Mar 6, 2012

• #17

Scouts honour, we are in talks with a Dutch Gypsy called Robin Van Petrol.

 

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The soothsayer

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• Mar 6, 2012

• #18

rob9872 said:

Tim Fisher has just tweeted that we are interested in Nostn N'turnd

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no, its turkish international, yukan dreemon.

 

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EleanorRigby

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• Mar 6, 2012

• #19

TheRoyalScam said:

Seriously, I've heard rumours that we're looking at the Israeli U-21 winger Noah QUOTE]Hasn't he found that fuckin' boat yet ?

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mememe

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• Mar 6, 2012

• #20

I hear we have a new Dutch manager at the club already Anders Bustablood Vessel

 

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

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• Mar 6, 2012

• #21

The only person likely to be going to the Ricoh this season is Reece Sheevers.

He's from the bank.

 

Houchens Head

Fairly well known member from Malvern

• Mar 14, 2012

• #22

Heard we're chasing that German striker, Hans Neesenbumpsadazy!

 

Sumo the Micky Quinn

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• Mar 14, 2012

• #23

I heard a rumour over the weekend that Orange Ken spent the whole of the last summer searching for Dutch player 'Sherpa Van Trophy' after his many appearances at Wembley.

 

hutch1972

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• Mar 14, 2012

• #24

I heard we were looking at a Russian eunoch called Ivor Bolokov

 

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AlexJohnson93

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• Mar 14, 2012

• #25

To combat the lack of pace we're in for Russian winger Igo Zoominoff.

 

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kingharvest

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• Mar 14, 2012

• #26

Apparently we've had some guy in the squad all season called Noah Waywin from America, got him till end of season with the option of extending his loan indefinitely

 

TheRoyalScam

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• Mar 14, 2012

• #27

I have it on good authority that because of the transfer embargo we were unable to sign the Egyptian striker: Al-Reddy Dedun Berid.

 

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aloisiwouldhavescored

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• Mar 14, 2012

• #28

Oh boy! The posts have given me the best laugh I've had for ages. Keep it up!

 

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Macca

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• Mar 14, 2012

• #29

A bloke in the casino assures me that on Thursday we will be securing the services of Polish International Whatafuckinshiteseasonwillweeverwinagainawayfromhomecanitgetanyworsefuckoffsisu-ski

 

Disorganised1

New Member

• Mar 15, 2012

• #30

Bumped into Alex Ferguson in Lidl and he was telling me that we're getting a youngster on loan from Man Utd; He's a Morroccan, Cheapas Cheeps.

 

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superskyblue

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• Mar 15, 2012

• #31

Now I appreciate this is in no way a clever pun, but this has got to be the best name in football... http://www.chelseafc.com/page/AcademyProfiles/0,,10268~1333478,00.html

 

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hughescov

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• Mar 15, 2012

• #32

A great philosopher once wrote
"Naughty naughty very naughty"
Ha ha ha ha ha

 

Disorganised1

New Member

• Mar 16, 2012

• #33

Spotted Neil Warnock with his wife having a pensioners special in The Weatherspoons in Earlsdon, he told me we're looking at a youngster from the Middle East, Billja Nu Rena.

 

hutch1972

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• Mar 16, 2012

• #34

Latest rumour is a pair of Indian high wire walkers have turned pro footballers and will sign in the summer , i think they are called Bal an cing

 

BackRoomRummermill

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• Mar 16, 2012

• #35

I also hear that we have scouted Baz Tarde from france