hector (1 Viewer)

[freddiemong]

keeps shitting on the cricket pitch at stoneleigh abbey, the locals are not happy

 

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[skybluetony176]

And he was the first of the gang with a gun in his hand, oh such a silly boy.

 

[skybluesam66]

??????????

 

[Otis]

As we are talking about a pitch on land, I think you will find it is spelled hectare.

 

[Covstu]

I am lost on this one?

 

[Otis]

I am lost on this one?

No. Lost was a US TV series about a plane crashing on a mysterious island.

 

[freddiemong]

timmys dog

 

[Deleted member 5849]

I am lost on this one?

Stoneleigh's just outside Coventry. Carry on a bit and you get to Bubbenhall.

 

[Otis]

Stoneleigh's just outside Coventry. Carry on a bit and you get to Bubbenhall.

Wasn't he playing in the Masters last night?


Oh no, sorry, that was Bubba Watson.

 

[Skyblueweeman]

Wasn't he playing in the Masters last night?


Oh no, sorry, that was Bubba Watson.

***Taxi for Otis***

 

[Otis]

***Taxi for Otis***

Why? I'm not going anywhere today.

You have to endure much more of this I'm afraid.

 

[Nick]

Does he pick it up afterwards or leave it?

 

[Otis]

Does he pick it up afterwards or leave it?

Who? Bubba Watson?

 

[phildownunder]

I thought for a moment we were in for the ex Derby striker...... we`re not are we?

 

[mrtrench]

keeps shitting on the cricket pitch at stoneleigh abbey, the locals are not happy

Hector should clean up with Ajax.

 

[ohitsaidwalker king power]

Does he pick it up afterwards or leave it?

He leaves it and blames the council for unreasonable demands?

 

[Otis]

He leaves it and blames the council for unreasonable demands?

Maybe he should tie balloons to it and see if it just floats away.

 

[skybluetony176]

He leaves it and blames the council for unreasonable demands?

More a case of a steaming turd than a smoking gun.

 

[Jackoskyblue]

and the weirdest thread of the year award goes to .........

 

[Joy Division]

and the weirdest thread of the year award goes to .........

Ballykissangel

 

[John_Silletts_Nose]

Why hasn't this thread been moved to a non football board?

 

[Joy Division]

Why hasn't this thread been moved to a non football board?

Because its football relevant

 

[Hugh Jarse]

That's it, I'm reporting you all to Matron who will, no doubt, increase your mediaction.

 

[ohitsaidwalker king power]

That's it, I'm reporting you all to Matron who will, no doubt, increase your medi-action.

relief.. at least its not a court action..

 

[Houchens Head]

Where exactly is Hector's House?

 

[skybluesam66]

Where exactly is Hector's House?

is it near the Herb garden

 

[Sbarcher]

Is he marking his territory for a new stadium. Is the 60 acres to shit on?

 

[Sky Blue Harry H]

Is he marking his territory for a new stadium. Is the 60 acres to shit on?

Do you mean Shit on and Ansty?