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Hi Otis. Question for you (2 Viewers)

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  • Start date Mar 23, 2016
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Johnnythespider

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  • Mar 23, 2016
  • #36
Otis said:
Did go to the Simod Cup game against Reading all those years back.
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Bloody hell, the simod cup. I'd forgotten all about that

Sent from my SM-G925F using Tapatalk
 

robbieray

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  • Mar 23, 2016
  • #37
I like Otis he's funny
 

Sky_Blue_Daz

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  • Mar 23, 2016
  • #38
Terry Gibson's perm said:
where in Keresley this time Daz
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Keresley brook by the petrol station
 

Sky_Blue_Daz

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  • Mar 23, 2016
  • #39
Otis said:
I have. Why do you ask?
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Just wondering as you are very knowledgeable in comedy and also in my opinion one of the funnier posters on here
Fair play for giving it a go
 

Otis

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  • Mar 23, 2016
  • #40
Sky_Blue_Daz said:
Keresley brook by the petrol station
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I know exactly where you mean. That'll be nice for the residents.
 

Sky_Blue_Daz

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  • Mar 23, 2016
  • #41
Yeah nearly in my back garden
They've put bollards along the main stretch but haven't covered either end yet
The have planned it well though with good Friday bad Easter weekend I wouldn't be surprised if they are here till Tuesday at least
Or if it pisses down rain they'll be gone




Just off to do a rain dance ⛈⛈⛈⛈⛈⛈
 

Otis

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  • Mar 23, 2016
  • #42
Sky_Blue_Daz said:
Yeah nearly in my back garden
They've put bollards along the main stretch but haven't covered either end yet
The have planned it well though with good Friday bad Easter weekend I wouldn't be surprised if they are here till Tuesday at least
Or if it pisses down rain they'll be gone




Just off to do a rain dance ⛈⛈⛈⛈⛈⛈
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Usually does take a few days to move them on doesn't it.

Fingers crossed it's not too much of an inconvenience for you and your family.
 

Sky_Blue_Daz

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  • Mar 23, 2016
  • #43
They turned up a few weeks after we moved into our house last year
Back again in the same spot,although whitefriars threatened to impound there cars last time
I think they are given 3 days grace to move on but with it being a bank holiday I'm not sure how it works
 

Otis

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  • Mar 23, 2016
  • #44
Sky_Blue_Daz said:
They turned up a few weeks after we moved into our house last year
Back again in the same spot,although whitefriars threatened to impound there cars last time
I think they are given 3 days grace to move on but with it being a bank holiday I'm not sure how it works
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Can they not build up some banking as a barrier?
 

Skyblueweeman

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  • Mar 23, 2016
  • #45
Otis said:
I nearly did last night!

My daughter's drama teacher emailed me a song for her to sing at an upcoming concert and my misuss has refused to let her sing it in case it 'turns her gay!'

The song is from a new musical and it's about a girl who thinks she may be gay. The song is completely innocuous though and has nothing to do with any sexuality.

My wife says it is promoting gayness and she believes that if you are around gay people and gay propaganda it can turn you gay.

We had a bit of a chat about it.
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Ooo-er!
 

Otis

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  • Mar 23, 2016
  • #46
Skyblueweeman said:
Ooo-er!
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She also says because we promote gayness over here in the UK,we have so many more gay people than in Russia, where there are hardly any!!!

Hardly any disabled people over there either apparently!
 

Nick

Administrator
  • Mar 23, 2016
  • #47
Sky_Blue_Daz said:
Keresley brook by the petrol station
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Have they just got there? They weren't there earlier
 
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wingy

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  • Mar 23, 2016
  • #48
Otis said:
I nearly did last night!

My daughter's drama teacher emailed me a song for her to sing at an upcoming concert and my misuss has refused to let her sing it in case it 'turns her gay!'

The song is from a new musical and it's about a girl who thinks she may be gay. The song is completely innocuous though and has nothing to do with any sexuality.

My wife says it is promoting gayness and she believes that if you are around gay people and gay propaganda it can turn you gay.

We had a bit of a chat about it.
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Has she ever sung "Gypsies Tramps and Thieves ",recently?
 

Sky_Blue_Daz

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  • Mar 23, 2016
  • #49
Nick said:
Have they just got there? They weren't there earlier
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From about 4:30
 

Otis

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  • Mar 23, 2016
  • #50
wingy said:
Has she ever sung "Gypsies Tramps and Thieves ",recently?
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ALL gypsies are thieves! Didn't you know that?
 

Sky_Blue_Daz

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  • Mar 24, 2016
  • #51
Just out of interest Otis did you write or preform
Got lots of admiration for people who have the nerve to do stand up
 

robbieray

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  • Mar 24, 2016
  • #52
Otis said:
ALL gypsies are thieves! Didn't you know that?
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I'm from a gypsy background and never stole anything, I've borrowed stuff for a Long time though
 

mrtrench

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  • Mar 24, 2016
  • #53
I used to be gay but then sang a song about hunting and turned straight. I read that humming Bowie songs makes you bi.
 

Otis

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  • Mar 24, 2016
  • #54
mrtrench said:
I used to be gay but then sang a song about hunting and turned straight. I read that humming Bowie songs makes you bi.
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Making your Mind Up by Bucks Fizz made me choose my sexual path.
 

Terry Gibson's perm

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  • Mar 24, 2016
  • #55
Otis said:
Making your Mind Up by Bucks Fizz made me choose my sexual path.
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Mine would have been seeing Philippa Forrester in the broom cupboard on TV, Phillip Schofield and Andi Peters had been on for weeks and I had no interest she came on the tv and my sexual path was decided
 

Otis

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  • Mar 24, 2016
  • #56
Terry Gibson's perm said:
Mine would have been seeing Philippa Forrester in the broom cupboard on TV, Phillip Schofield and Andi Peters had been on for weeks and I had no interest she came on the tv and my sexual path was decided
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Disney's film the Black Hole nearly swayed me in one direction, but I stayed resolute.....well until those pesky Muse guys brought out Super Massive Black Hole that is.
 

Brylowes

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  • Mar 24, 2016
  • #57
Otis said:
Making your Mind Up by Bucks Fizz made me choose my sexual path.
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Bucks Fizz by "Moët & Chandon" made me choose my sexual path.
 
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CCFC88

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  • Mar 24, 2016
  • #58
Have you seen the Book of Mormon show in London? Perhaps your wife should take your daughter to see that so she can learn to "turn it off"
 

Sky_Blue_Daz

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  • Mar 24, 2016
  • #59
I remember watching a TV show on BBC2 Northern Ireland and it was about a devout American Christian he was convinced he could convert gay people to be straight by repeatedly hitting them in the face with a Bible
 

Otis

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  • Mar 24, 2016
  • #60
Sky_Blue_Daz said:
I remember watching a TV show on BBC2 Northern Ireland and it was about a devout American Christian he was convinced he could convert gay people to be straight by repeatedly hitting them in the face with a Bible
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Well the Bible is a very powerful book.

Heavy too.
 

tommydazzle

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  • Mar 24, 2016
  • #61
I nearly went gay after becoming interested in cushion covers.
 

Otis

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  • Mar 24, 2016
  • #62
tommydazzle said:
I nearly went gay after becoming interested in cushion covers.
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I wobbled for a bit when I started drinking out of bent straws.
 

tommydazzle

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  • Mar 24, 2016
  • #63
Cushion covers are a gateway fabric to all soft furnishings and ultimately interior design. What worked for me was a few days in my shed rearranging my scrap wood. Let's just say it straightened me out.
 

Otis

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  • Mar 24, 2016
  • #64
tommydazzle said:
Cushion covers are a gateway fabric to all soft furnishings and ultimately interior design. What worked for me was a few days in my shed rearranging my scrap wood. Let's just say it straightened me out.
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I stopped watching the Generation Game and Blankety Blank and started tinkering with car engines and talking like I was in the Sweeney.

Also stopped using fabric conditioner.
 

tommydazzle

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  • Mar 24, 2016
  • #65
Wasn't Larry Grayson from Nuneaton?
 

Otis

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  • Mar 24, 2016
  • #66
tommydazzle said:
Wasn't Larry Grayson from Nuneaton?
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Not sure. I always met him round the back of the Co-op in Bedworth.
 

tommydazzle

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  • Mar 24, 2016
  • #67
Is that a euphemism?
 

Otis

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  • Mar 24, 2016
  • #68
tommydazzle said:
Is that a euphemism?
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Funnily enough, that is exactly what he said to me and I said no, I was just happy to see him.
 
Last edited: Mar 24, 2016

robbieray

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  • Mar 24, 2016
  • #69
I went straight after my boyfriend stopped watching Everybody Loves Raymond..he went to find him
 

skybluetony176

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  • Mar 24, 2016
  • #70
Otis said:
Making your Mind Up by Bucks Fizz made me choose my sexual path.
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Heart of class by Blondie made mine.






Mmmmm Chris Stein, errrr I mean Debbie Harry
 
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