Huddersfield Ratings (3 Viewers)

[Sick Boy]

Christ

Come on, i’m sure Bakayoko would also have got a 7.

 

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[Brighton Sky Blue]

Ive played football on acid. At the time we thought we were fucking Brazil. I dread to think what a sober bystander would’ve seen.

‘Who the fuck did that two footer?’

‘SHHHMMEEEE’

‘He’s mental lads let’s leg it’

 

[shmmeee]

On a strong dose? Fuck!? I prefer shrooms, had a very intense trip last week, no way could i have put on football boots, my feet looked miles away....

I’d say reasonable rather than strong. Wander around being fascinated by nature more than lie in a puddle contemplating the reality of time itself.