Mcbean
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Why is Gwyneth Paltrow selling a candle that smells like her vagina?
just not sure what to say but i spat my tea out when i read it !
just not sure what to say but i spat my tea out when i read it !
Read the article ! Apparently sold out
"le fromage de Shmmeee"I did. I’m still confused.
Ms Paltrow sure loves her vagina though, that’s clear.
Might start developing my own nob cheese one... :emoji_thinking:
I can easily replicate the scent at home by putting an open can of sardines atop my living room radiator.Read the article ! Apparently sold out
"le fromage de Shmmeee"
As if we’ll get the chance to check it’s accurate...
Why is Gwyneth Paltrow selling a candle that smells like her vagina?
just not sure what to say but i spat my tea out when i read it !
That'll fly off the shelves.I did. I’m still confused.
Ms Paltrow sure loves her vagina though, that’s clear.
Might start developing my own nob cheese one... :emoji_thinking:
I wonder if he got a candle for old time’s sake?Well i think Chris Martin must have had a blowjob at some point
lol.Why is Gwyneth Paltrow selling a candle that smells like her vagina?
just not sure what to say but i spat my tea out when i read it !
just wondering what planet she is on - not looked at the labelling but it could be in the food hall under badly packed kebab
She's classier than Katie Price lolShe should just save on costs for candle production and just flog her used knicks!
She’s big on healthy lifestyle... so I’m thinking a nice clean smell that’s easy on the nose and the pallet. Very much the opposite of those girls I used to end up with after a night up the Irish Centre or Carey’s back in the dayIt's nothing like it mate.
I met him once .... seemed a nice chap..... it was his pre c**nt smelling days if I recall. His music is bland sing along shite....So, Gwyneth Paltrow is making vagina scented candles now...
Presumably because since Chris Martin left, she misses the smell of a c**t around the house?
Just spat my breakfast out again !!!There's nowt unique about that Gwyneth Paltrow candle. Every candle in our house smells like my old woman's fanny.
Just spat my breakfast out again !!!
That’s a gift to any Marketing specialists out there....if there was ever a candle brand waiting to be launched it’s got to be .... My old woman’s fanny scented candlesThere's nowt unique about that Gwyneth Paltrow candle. Every candle in our house smells like my old woman's fanny.
There's nowt unique about that Gwyneth Paltrow candle. Every candle in our house smells like my old woman's fanny.
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