ITK Thread - Share your cast iron club knowledge (1 Viewer)

[slondonskyblue]

I heard from a very reliable source that Gary Lineker visited the Walkers factory in May 2024. While he was there, he spaffed in a bag of Ready Salted crisps on the production line. Turns out the old “Lineker shags crisps” theory isn’t just a meme; it’s true. He then sealed the bag, handed it to Frank Lampard during the Euros coverage this summer, and threw in a cheeky bald joke for good measure.

Frank ate the soggy crisps off air, and Gary told him he spaffed on them and so now Lamps hates Gary Lineker. The start of a very bitter rivalry (so I'm told).

Fast forward a few months and Frank, consumed with rage, found out that Gary was leaving MOTD to become Leicester manager. Frank thought the perfect way to exact revenge for #crispgate would be to manage Coventry, Leicesters rivals, so that he could get one up on Gary once and for all on the pitch.

Long story short, Doug caught wind of this debacle as his farming company supplies potatoes to Walkers, so he knew all about this vendetta. Hence why he has ditched Mark Robins for Lampard in the hope that Franks thirst for vengeance gets us over the line and promoted to the Premier League. It will be announced as part of the launch for Doug's new crisp brand called "Doug’s Dippers".

FYI, I heard this all from the current Chairman of CCFC (Crisps and Chips Federation Council) *not to be confused with the football club.

 

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[torchomatic]

"cast iron"

 

[Otis]

I once worked temporarily as a delivery driver and had to deliver a set of pans to the corporate lounge, kitchen at the CBS

They were cast iron

Am I in?

 

[Para1140]

I do worry about some people on this site. They are obsessed with depraved thoughts

 

[slondonskyblue]

I once worked temporarily as a delivery driver and had to deliver a set of pans to the corporate lounge, kitchen at the CBS

They were cast iron

Am I in?

Tell me more.

 

[slondonskyblue]

I do worry about some people on this site. They are obsessed with depraved thoughts

I am obsessed with the truth.

 

[Otis]

Tell me more.

 

[Sky Blue Goblin]

Fabio Tavares makes an amazing pad Thai. Although that’s more Wok news

 

[COVKIDSNEVERQUIT]

Fabio Tavares makes an amazing pad Thai. Although that’s more Wok news

I've often wanted to drown my troubles but I can't get my wife to go swimming.

 

[ProfessorbyGrace]

I am obsessed with the truth.

Ah, Agent Mulder, how is Mr X?

 

[slondonskyblue]

Ah, Agent Mulder, how is Mr X?

He is now head of the Department of Government Efficiency in the USA.

 

[Samo]

I heard from a very reliable source that Gary Lineker visited the Walkers factory in May 2024. While he was there, he spaffed in a bag of Ready Salted crisps on the production line. Turns out the old “Lineker shags crisps” theory isn’t just a meme; it’s true. He then sealed the bag, handed it to Frank Lampard during the Euros coverage this summer, and threw in a cheeky bald joke for good measure.

Frank ate the soggy crisps off air, and Gary told him he spaffed on them and so now Lamps hates Gary Lineker. The start of a very bitter rivalry (so I'm told).

Fast forward a few months and Frank, consumed with rage, found out that Gary was leaving MOTD to become Leicester manager. Frank thought the perfect way to exact revenge for #crispgate would be to manage Coventry, Leicesters rivals, so that he could get one up on Gary once and for all on the pitch.

Long story short, Doug caught wind of this debacle as his farming company supplies potatoes to Walkers, so he knew all about this vendetta. Hence why he has ditched Mark Robins for Lampard in the hope that Franks thirst for vengeance gets us over the line and promoted to the Premier League. It will be announced as part of the launch for Doug's new crisp brand called "Doug’s Dippers".

FYI, I heard this all from the current Chairman of CCFC (Crisps and Chips Federation Council) *not to be confused with the football club.

This started poorly, deteriorated through the middle and the less said about the end the better.

 

[slondonskyblue]

This started poorly, deteriorated through the middle and the less said about the end the better.

Our league form this year?

 

[Skybluekyle]

Ah, Agent Mulder, how is Mr X?

Not well. The Syndicate killed him (spoilers)

 

[ProfessorbyGrace]

Not well. The Syndicate killed him (spoilers)

Ah, but we didn’t actually see him dead, did we? The last we saw of him, was when he was capped in the parking garage, and he wrote something in his blood to help Mulder.

No body, so…anyway, back to ITK shit.

 

[Earlsdon-Loyal-Blue]

I do worry about some people on this site. They are obsessed with depraved thoughts

Agreed, there’s some sexually depraved people on this site.

 

[fernandopartridge]

Cast iron griddle pans are the best for cooking steak

 

[Calista]

Today I've brought the recycling bins in, chatted with the neighbour from across tbe road about Putin, sorted out a couple of outstanding bills with HSBC and British Gas, and have just had a nice piece of haddock (although it didn't really go with the baked beans left over from yesterday).

 

[shmmeee]

Surprised Jim the Gateman hasn’t made an appearance in this thread

 

[christonabike]

A few years ago (many to be fair) when I was in a relationship that meant I never wanted to go home I used to finish work and have a few scoops before I drove home. One night I drove up the hill to the flat and a young scroat came towards me on a scooter. I missed him by an inch and I parked up. I got out of the car and limped as if I was an old war hero in front of 10 chavs and with a croaky old voice I said sorry lads ….. I’m not the best these days.
They looked at me limping to the security door and just walked away.