Jake Bidwell - deserves a song (2 Viewers)

AOM · May 20, 2023

Bidwell came down to answer some things
The world gathered round from Robins to King
"I'll answer your questions, I'll answer them true,
I'll show you the way, you'll know what to do
Who is wrong and who is right?
Yellow, brown, black or white?
Bidwell, he answered, "You'll no longer mind
I've opened your eyes, you're now colour-blind"

Bidwell.

richnrg · May 20, 2023

shmmeee said:
Should definitely be penis related.

My penis was in the Guinness Book of Records..

...until the librarian asked me to take it out.

shmmeee · May 20, 2023

He comes from merseyside
His cock I’d two feet wide

Alkhen · May 20, 2023

To Madness Our house:

Our Scouse, is a Vicious little prick,

Our Scouse, you won't catch him he's too quick.

Jake Bidwell, Jake Bidwell etc

nunchuckas · May 20, 2023

To the tune of Shake your Booty by KC and the Sunshine Band

Oh, you can, you can do it very well
You're the best in the world, I can tell

Oh, Jake Jake Jake, Jake Jake Jake
Jakey Bidwell, Jakey Bidwell
Oh, Jake Jake Jake, Jake Jake Jake
Jakey Bidwell, Jakey Bidwell, oh yeah

stay_up_skyblues · May 20, 2023

Signed for City from a team in Wales, he’s hard as nails, Jake Bidwell

Fernando by Abba

steve101 · May 20, 2023

To Ashford and Simpson 'Solid as a rock'

Solid... Solid as a rock
We've got Jake Bidwell
Always gonna block

Solid... Solid as a rock
We've got Jake Bidwell
Always gonna block block block block block block block block

Alkhen · May 20, 2023

He tackles, He'll attack, he talks like Cilla Black... Jake Bidwell, Jake Bidwell

Winny the Bish · May 20, 2023

To the tune of Rio

His name is Bidwell and he'll do a dependable job most weekends
Just like Roberto Carlos but much less attacking, quick or good at free kicks

Wyken Sky Blue · May 20, 2023

Ohhhh Jakey Jakey
Jakey Jakey Jakey Jakey Bidwelll

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fernandopartridge · May 20, 2023

Jake Bidweeeeeelll, Jake Bidwell, Bidwell, bidders bidders bidders bidders

(To the tune of Ring my Bell by Anita Ward)

fernandopartridge · May 20, 2023

skyblue1991 said:
Ohhhh Jakey Jakey
Jakey Jakey Jakey Jakey Bidwelll

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Jakey is a derogatory term on these isles FYI

Wyken Sky Blue · May 20, 2023

Can we not bastardise a Steve Sidwell chant by Reading/Chelsea/Brighton fans?

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kingfield park skyblues · May 21, 2023

Can't shoot , can't run can't header, but will catch you with a late kick, hope he leaves soon.sing it to any leaving song

SkyBlueBarmy84 · May 21, 2023

Jake Bidwell! Jake Bidwell!

Running down the wing

Bidwell - la la la la la

He’s our scouse king

To the James tune:

Fergusons_Beard · May 21, 2023

What about resurrecting the old Brian Kilcline song?

Oh to
Oh to be
Oh to be a Bidwell

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Wyken Sky Blue · May 21, 2023

To James - Sit Down

Oh Bidwell, oh Bidwell, oh Bidwell
Bidwell came for free
Bidwell, well, well ,well, wellllll
For CCFC

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nunchuckas · May 21, 2023

To the tune of Shake it off by Taytay

We know he can play play play play play play

But haters gonna hate hate hate hate hate hate

But you'll never beat our Jake Jake Jake Jake Jake Jake

Jake Bidwell!

Jake Bidwell!

fatso · May 21, 2023

We all dream of a team of Jake Bidwell,
A team of Jake Bidwell
A team of Jake Bidwell

martincov · May 21, 2023

Bidwell give us a smile?

mmttww · May 21, 2023

shmmeee said:
I hate to suggest this but to the tune of Baby Shark:

Jake Bidwell do do dodo dodo
Jake Bidwell do do dodo dodo
Jake Bidwell
(Repeat)

This is the only one worth bothering with.

I'll be the prick trying to start it in block 133.

Greggs · Dec 9, 2023

His new chant brilliant.......

Evo1883 · Dec 9, 2023

Greggs said:
His new chant brilliant.......

My dad turned to me casually last night and said

" what are the words "

Greggs · Dec 9, 2023

Evo1883 said:
My dad turned to me casually last night and said

" what are the words "

Hahahaha. A very dry sense of humour....or just a bit deaf?

Evo1883 · Dec 9, 2023

Greggs said:
Hahahaha. A very dry sense of humour....or just a bit daft?

Humour

Tommo1993 · Dec 9, 2023

Got back in the car last night and my dad goes ‘What were they singing? “Fat brummy scouser?”’

No, they were singing fat granny shagger.

wingy · Dec 9, 2023

Evo1883 said:
Humour

Oh I thought it might have been hearing loss , I read daft as deaf
🫣

Greggs · Dec 9, 2023

wingy said:
Oh I thought it might have been hearing loss , I read daft as deaf
🫣

I changed it, didn't wanna be rude to Evo incase he kidnapped me.

ccfcchris · Dec 9, 2023

mmttww said:
To the tune / timing of Play Up, Pompey;

Bidwell Didwell;
Didwell Bidwell.

Repeat until it's funny. Might take a while.

I really like that.

ceetee · Dec 9, 2023

Now I know why I struggle to join in with most of the songs

JulianDarbyFTW · Dec 9, 2023

shmmeee said:
ChatGPT to the rescue:

Jakey Bidwell, he's a beast,
Tearing up the left, no peace.
Breaking ankles, taking names,
All hail Bidwell, he rules this game!

AI clearly has a long way to go.

shmmeee · Dec 9, 2023

JulianDarbyFTW said:
AI clearly has a long way to go.

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It’s my new test for LLMs. It’s actually really good because there is so little in the training data, it would be a significant achievement to be able to do it.

DrPoolittle · Dec 9, 2023

One of the few benefits of Covid was no fans and no singing at games. Not that anyone was there to hear nothing

harvey098 · Dec 9, 2023

harvey098 said:
Jake bidwell Jake bidwell (and repeat)

Weirdly I posted this as a joke last season as a satirical swipe at some of our unimaginative chants. You didn’t let me down SBA

ProfessorbyGrace · Dec 10, 2023

Someone was on the Cov City official channel on YT today, saying that Bidwell is the weak link in the side, because he has no pace, flair, puts the ball out too often and doesn’t get involved in ‘critical play’….

This was in the comments, for the Brum highlights.

To be fair, he had a whole gang of fans giving it: ‘Wot u chatting m8?!?!’.

Think the lad has been watching too much La Liga. Really, truly baffling comments, if he’s actually watching our games, as he claims to.

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