Jimmy Carr (2 Viewers)

Sky Blue Pete said:

How’s this one


I gave a eulogy at a mate's funeral today. I stood up, said "BARGAIN" and returned to my seat. As I was passing his mother she touched my arm and said "Thank you,..."

".....that meant a great deal"

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Sky Blue Pete said:

How’s this one


I gave a eulogy at a mate's funeral today. I stood up, said "BARGAIN" and returned to my seat. As I was passing his mother she touched my arm and said "Thank you,..."

".....that meant a great deal"

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shmmeee said:

Love these, like:

I was feeling down recently and a mate said “it could be worse you could be stuck down a deep hole used for drawing water”

I know he meant well.

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Alan Dugdales Moustache said:

That joke's about 40 years old.

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