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[richnrg]

saw this on another site, and had to share:

When my sexy young neighbour knocked on my door and said someone has been stealing her clothes off the washing line,I nearly shat her pants

 

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[LastGarrison]

I’ve just had a book published on poltergeists........


It’s flying off the shelves!

 

[skyblue1991]

What did Yoko say when John Lennon was murdered?

Ono...

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[Covkid1968#]

What did Yoko say when John Lennon was murdered?

Ono...

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Haha.... we have quickly established the level of entry

 

[Houchens Head]

Teacher: “Now, Johnny, I want you to give me a sentence containing ‘contagious’”

Johnny: “My dad’s painting our house. It’ll take the c**t ages!”

 

[Houchens Head]

"What do we want?”

“Hearing aids!"

"When do we want them?”

“Hearing aids!"

 

[Houchens Head]

I was just taking a dip in the swimming pool when the lifeguard shouted out;

"What have you got there?"

"Hummus", I replied.

 

[Houchens Head]

As a personal tribute to David Bowie I've made a whole tin of Heroes last just for one day.

 

[Houchens Head]

My wife told me she's loving me because I don't listen to her properly.

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

A lady knocked on our door earlier she was taking donations for a new swimming pool, so I gave her a bucket of water

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

My grief councillor died yesterday, luckily he was so good I couldn’t give a shit

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

The lady who lives across the road from me has described me as a looker..... Well voyeur but same thing