Houchens Head
Fairly well known member from Malvern
I was in bed with an ex of mine. She then said, "I have a secret and I should really confess to you."
I took a deep breath and then said, "Go on. What is it?"
She looked at me with sad eyes and said, "I used to be a hooker."
I breathed a sigh of relief and assured her, "That's okay, love. That sordid life's behind you now. No more paying a pimp."
"Er, I don't think you understand." she said. "My name was Kevin and I played for Saracens."
I took a deep breath and then said, "Go on. What is it?"
She looked at me with sad eyes and said, "I used to be a hooker."
I breathed a sigh of relief and assured her, "That's okay, love. That sordid life's behind you now. No more paying a pimp."
"Er, I don't think you understand." she said. "My name was Kevin and I played for Saracens."
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