Just a few things i have been pondering (1 Viewer)

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skyblueprincess

skyblueprincess

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So i woke up this morning in one of those moods ..you know the ones where you question everything

So after my second bowl of coco pops .. i was still none the wiser

So i thought id ask you guys for some help to my thought provoking questions

(1) Can you cry under water?

(2) Why can't we tickle ourselves?

(3) If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how will anyone ever know?

(4) Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

(5) if love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

(6) If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

(7) Why does Bugs Bunny walk around the cartoon naked, but he puts a bathing suit on when he goes swimming?

(8) What was Captain Hook's name before he got the hook?

(9) How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

(10) If you mated a Bulldog with a Shitsu what would you get?
 
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LewSkyBlue

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not a question but more of an annoyance..

Why when stood at a bus stop do some people ask you if the bus has been yet?

Why after someone bangs their head, another person then tells them to mind their head?

Why do some people ring your house phone and ask where you are?
 
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CovScott88

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Apparently the only place that we can tickle ourselves is the roof of our mouth. You know you're all trying it now....
 
Houchens Head

Houchens Head

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If it is a 50 mph per hour wind and you drive your car at 50mph downwind, if youstick your head outside would you feel the wind?

Why are things typed up but written down?

If you were on a plane going the speed of sound and walked from the back of theplane to the front, would you be walking faster than the speed of sound?

Can blind people be dyslexic when they read Braille?

Why would superman want to leap over the tallest building in a single bound if hecan fly?

What is a male ladybird called

Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

What do you call a female daddy long legs?

If croutons are stale bread, why do they come in airtight packages?
 
Houchens Head

Houchens Head

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CovScott88 said:
Apparently the only place that we can tickle ourselves is the roof of our mouth. You know you're all trying it now....
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Ooo, I don't know....:thinking about: The underside of my knackers feels quite tickly!! :D
 
Houchens Head

Houchens Head

Fairly well known member from Malvern

SomeGlobal Facts ....
At any given moment: ​

79,000,000 people are engaged in intercourse right now. ​

58,000,000 are kissing. ​

37,000,000 are relaxing after having sex.​

1 silly bugger is reading forum messages.​



You hang in there sunshine!

:D​
 
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LewSkyBlue

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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window?

If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?
 
Disorganised1

Disorganised1

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In a effort to lower the burden of ignorance a little....

If a woodchuck could chuck wood it would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck.
 
Disorganised1

Disorganised1

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Captains Hook's name was James Hook
 
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skyblue1523

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Houchens Head said:
SomeGlobal Facts ....
At any given moment: ​

79,000,000 people are engaged in intercourse right now. ​

58,000,000 are kissing. ​

37,000,000 are relaxing after having sex.​

1 silly bugger is reading forum messages.​



You hang in there sunshine!

:D​
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that's me then lol :D:D:D:D:D
 
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wingy

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Houchens Head said:
SomeGlobal Facts ....

At any given moment:

79,000,000 people are engaged in intercourse right now. ​

58,000,000 are kissing. ​

37,000,000 are relaxing after having sex.​

1 silly bugger is reading forum messages.​





You hang in there sunshine!​


:D​
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What are the other 42,000,000 doing ,Going back for seconds!!!:D
 
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