Missed this thread first time around. Guilty pleasures eh? Listening to a multitude of Pink Floyd tracks through my headphones whilst consuming as much Jameson whiskey as I can before falling asleep!
You read me like a book Terry!Then you eat you lunch and carry on for the afternoon
Casper?Sometimes when I'm alone and got an erection I like stick a tissue on top and pretend it's a ghost
Casper?
Scary stuffSometimes when I'm alone and got an erection I like stick a tissue on top and pretend it's a ghost
Presumably when your ghost gets really excited there is an ectoplasm effect?Sometimes when I'm alone and got an erection I like stick a tissue on top and pretend it's a ghost
Presumably when your ghost gets really excited there is an ectoplasm effect?
Better off with wet wipes.No but there fuckin will be now
The emergence of Planet rock playing Pink Floyd has me running for the volume in our house and garage regularly - various digital radios allow me to indulge at odd times of day - particularly when my wife is out and volume is for me only !Missed this thread first time around. Guilty pleasures eh? Listening to a multitude of Pink Floyd tracks through my headphones whilst consuming as much Jameson whiskey as I can before falling asleep!
watch out for those 'meddling kids'Sometimes when I'm alone and got an erection I like stick a tissue on top and pretend it's a ghost
Hahahahahahawatch out for those 'meddling kids'
Still so funny!Yeah my guilty pleasure is porn and masturbating but got to say it has just got me in a shit loads of trouble with the Mrs.
She was out with the boy at his footy and I had come home from work early so got in my bath put loads of bubbles in there and put the telly on after about 20 minutes decided I would get some porn on (I mean it could of been the bubbles or the phat blunt I had just smoked) I was frolicking ffs, my theory quickly knock one of in some tissue down the bog jobs a good un, well so I thought anyway, just as I'm about to chuck me muck I hear her coming up the stairs so flapped it and sat down and let it loose in the bath ( my bath not there's)
So she opens the door and there is no way she can see me rock on or anything floating about but then she says....
Can he jump in as he's really muddy and don't want to be late for dinner well ffs only me, I said no I'm n the bath go run him one himself and she said I mean after you, well could not let him get in me spunky bath so basically had to tell her I've wanked in there Well fuck me I'm utter scum , evil, broken. All the names
Still so funny!
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Is that where you've been all this time, in the doghouse?She told her mum
Bigger rack for a startPretending to like Barbara in The Good life when I actually have a thing going on for Margo Leadbetter next door.
Is that where you've been all this time, in the doghouse?
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I assumed sky blue Dan had died in a bath type incident.
Everything good with you pal
In Italy ?Laying on a beach after your 3rd IPA and the breeze just taking the edge off the heat.
Yes, indeed.In Italy ?
Where abouts are you ?Yes, indeed.
Sottomarina, the coastline just below Venice.Where abouts are you ?
Sottomarina, the coastline just below Venice.
I’m only here for a couple of days, live in VeronaI'm not too far from the Canley or Eastern green coastline.
I imagine we have the same glorious views every morning
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